NO WAY!
OK, this came from Chris... I beg to differ on about HALF of these because Men are NOT simple creatures AND because there are things in here women can do... some just don't OR some do and it is yeah I dunno. lol
> Why Men Are Just Happier People
>
What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves. (haha no guys are part of that)
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be president. (hey, watch it... one day)
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. (o we can, just over a suit!)
You can wear NO T-shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth. (my daddies a mechanic...)
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this
one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a
bolt. (righty tighty, lefty lucy)
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character. (what wrinkles?)
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental $100. (haha no, see some dresses are in the 100's)
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. (around family is ok lol)
New shoes don't cut, blister,or mangle your feet. (that's why you buy tennis shoes!)
One mood -- all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. (dont make girls mad or less is what you get)
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. (that's me!)
You can open all your own jars. (90% of them)
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. (ok, not all that is expensive)
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. (what's a wrinkle?)
Everything on your face stays its original color. (nuh uh! not the hair)
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life. (hey, some people are toys r us kids all their life)
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
One wallet and one pair of shoes, one colour for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can "do" your nails with a pocket-knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 45 minutes. (it is talent... I do it too)
> No wonder men are happier! (PSSHHHHH)
Lyns
ANyways, last night I hung out with Annie, Justin, Jessie, Kylee, Lance, Alex/Jeff, Jordayn, Haley, and I think that's it... it was fun... froze our butts off while we were at Opp. Village. It was cool.
And I get to go to the movies tonight... YEAH!
> Why Men Are Just Happier People
>
What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves. (haha no guys are part of that)
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be president. (hey, watch it... one day)
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. (o we can, just over a suit!)
You can wear NO T-shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth. (my daddies a mechanic...)
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this
one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a
bolt. (righty tighty, lefty lucy)
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character. (what wrinkles?)
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental $100. (haha no, see some dresses are in the 100's)
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. (around family is ok lol)
New shoes don't cut, blister,or mangle your feet. (that's why you buy tennis shoes!)
One mood -- all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. (dont make girls mad or less is what you get)
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. (that's me!)
You can open all your own jars. (90% of them)
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. (ok, not all that is expensive)
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. (what's a wrinkle?)
Everything on your face stays its original color. (nuh uh! not the hair)
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life. (hey, some people are toys r us kids all their life)
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
One wallet and one pair of shoes, one colour for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can "do" your nails with a pocket-knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 45 minutes. (it is talent... I do it too)
> No wonder men are happier! (PSSHHHHH)
Lyns
ANyways, last night I hung out with Annie, Justin, Jessie, Kylee, Lance, Alex/Jeff, Jordayn, Haley, and I think that's it... it was fun... froze our butts off while we were at Opp. Village. It was cool.
And I get to go to the movies tonight... YEAH!