My Brain is a backstabbing -bastard-!
At any given time in the day I like to admit that at no time have I ever found a male persona engaging. But unfortunately this morning at 12:14 AM, I was assaulted by a particular Live Journal artist's work.
Now, never in the past has this ever happened. I have -always- been a good judge of what's male and what's female... but my how the mighty have fallen.
I'm putting an All Points out on VejiRaziel. This is a request to assassinate on sight. I want you to check every Outhouse, Steak House, Mint House, Shop House, Furniture House, Car House, Halfway House and Bed'n'Breakfast House for this fugitive of the Law Of Forte.
This artist's crime:
Being the first artist to ever give me impure thoughts about a male character. I swear I thought it was female! (Despite the rumors floating around PhoenixMU* right now, I am not a Fun Boy. Stop it! Stop saying those hurtful- hurtful things! You bastards!)
How the crime exacted itself: Innocent Web Surfer, Anthony, a.k.a Ant, a.k.a Forte and now a.k.a Level Hybrid was out doing his daily rounds and figured:
"Hey! I'm new to LJ, why not go sailing around through my friends LJs and -their- friends LJs to kill some time between now and 2AM? It's harmless fun, right?"
Boy was I ever wrong. At approximately 12:13 to 12:14 AM I was assaulted by the layout of one VejiRaziel's (click here to see the image in question) Live Journal. Hanging there like the hot-hot-sexy--er.. I mean... Like the vicious and macabre image of sultry allure it was, was a picture... of what appeared to be either an android or a reploid. Now Ant/Forte/Hybrid being not-that-observant at 12AM failed to realize it was... indeed a fan drawing of one Skull Man. My first reaction?
Well, being the perverted teenager I am, I had impure thoughts- but being ever cautious, I queried the PhoenixMU* cast about it. What they said? Nothing... nothing at all until it was too late. The memories were in place and I can't get rid of them! I thought it was a woman! .... And for that?
VejiRaziel must die. Mwuahahahahahahahahaha *trail off*
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Evidence Case File:
Image In Question: Here.
Hybrid: Out.
Now, never in the past has this ever happened. I have -always- been a good judge of what's male and what's female... but my how the mighty have fallen.
I'm putting an All Points out on VejiRaziel. This is a request to assassinate on sight. I want you to check every Outhouse, Steak House, Mint House, Shop House, Furniture House, Car House, Halfway House and Bed'n'Breakfast House for this fugitive of the Law Of Forte.
This artist's crime:
Being the first artist to ever give me impure thoughts about a male character. I swear I thought it was female! (Despite the rumors floating around PhoenixMU* right now, I am not a Fun Boy. Stop it! Stop saying those hurtful- hurtful things! You bastards!)
How the crime exacted itself: Innocent Web Surfer, Anthony, a.k.a Ant, a.k.a Forte and now a.k.a Level Hybrid was out doing his daily rounds and figured:
"Hey! I'm new to LJ, why not go sailing around through my friends LJs and -their- friends LJs to kill some time between now and 2AM? It's harmless fun, right?"
Boy was I ever wrong. At approximately 12:13 to 12:14 AM I was assaulted by the layout of one VejiRaziel's (click here to see the image in question) Live Journal. Hanging there like the hot-hot-sexy--er.. I mean... Like the vicious and macabre image of sultry allure it was, was a picture... of what appeared to be either an android or a reploid. Now Ant/Forte/Hybrid being not-that-observant at 12AM failed to realize it was... indeed a fan drawing of one Skull Man. My first reaction?
Well, being the perverted teenager I am, I had impure thoughts- but being ever cautious, I queried the PhoenixMU* cast about it. What they said? Nothing... nothing at all until it was too late. The memories were in place and I can't get rid of them! I thought it was a woman! .... And for that?
VejiRaziel must die. Mwuahahahahahahahahaha *trail off*
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Evidence Case File:
Image In Question: Here.
Hybrid: Out.