[Video post, wide open, set during the Tetha invasion]

[lvl9finalboss]

Attention, my dear, esteemed nemesis

Comments

[Anonymous, unhackable]

[blackestwool]

Good improvisation given the circumstances.

But yeah, we definately need a few more kidnappable princesses around. Only ones I knew back home were... Well, not people to screw with.

Re: [Anonymous, unhackable]

[lvl9finalboss]

That's kinda the state of things here.

Plenty of princesses, all armed...

Re: [Anonymous, unhackable]

[blackestwool]

It's just kind of a thing you gotta deal with, I guess. I'm too used to it, by now, though; that's one thing with the Ninja World War, any kidnappable princess is at least a Jonin herself...

Re: [Anonymous, unhackable]

[lvl9finalboss]

Oh, I'm plenty used to it too... It doesn't change the fact that it's annoying.

I'm all for action girls! But the more they infiltrate the genre, the harder and harder it is for classic villainy!

Soon, you won't even be able to tie a girl to train tracks any more.

Re: [Anonymous, unhackable]

[blackestwool]

... Erm, I haven't heard of any serious use of the train tracks routine in, like, half a century, you know that right?

Oh, yeah. You want any additional backup? I haven't had too much chance to cause trouble, so I'm kinda trolling for some sane work.

Re: [Anonymous, unhackable]

[lvl9finalboss]

If you want to thwart any other would-be heroes for me, I've got some discretionary budget I wouldn't mind throwing your way.

This is a nemesis battle. Mario's the only one I want.

Re: [Anonymous, unhackable]

[blackestwool]

Perfectly understandable.

Approximate coordinates, please. I'll figure out the right combination of lightposts and Jutsu to get to you from there.

Re: [Anonymous, unhackable]

[lvl9finalboss]

I'm at the edge of Tetha.

Here's the nearest lightpost.

[Attached: Lightpost Data]

You can't miss me, I'm on the giant boat.