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AT LAST!
THE PERFECT SCHEME TO MAKE THAT PINT-SIZED PLUMBER RUE THE DAY HE'D EVER BEEN DE-AGED!
Uh... Lord Bowser?
Silence, Troopa! You are going to follow these plans to the letter! Mario will be at my mercy by the end of tomorrow!
Lord Bowser, sir... the age virus ended some time ago.
... What?
You've been scheming behind closed doors for ( Read more... )
THE PERFECT SCHEME TO MAKE THAT PINT-SIZED PLUMBER RUE THE DAY HE'D EVER BEEN DE-AGED!
Uh... Lord Bowser?
Silence, Troopa! You are going to follow these plans to the letter! Mario will be at my mercy by the end of tomorrow!
Lord Bowser, sir... the age virus ended some time ago.
... What?
You've been scheming behind closed doors for ( Read more... )
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Blackmail.
Hostage material.
Inevitably have three inept Koopas turn their back long enough for him to escape and lead to a humiliating boss fight with me.
You know, the usual.
(OOC: Strikes oh-so visible.)
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...And why did Ravemon think hiring you was a good idea again?
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Because I have territory.
And because in spite of my comedy skits, I'm the most tenacious villain in the history of the multiverse. I've taken over the world more times than all the other villains in this world COMBINED, to say nothing of taking over and rebuilding the known universe.
So, please. Question my credentials some more.
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Your "army" is a pack of cannon fodder I could plow through at a whim. Your enemy is a portly plumber who you can't even be rid of while he is a diaper wearing brat. You come from a universe that looks like a child's picture book were as I come from a universe where cosmic horrors wipe out entire civilizations at a whim.
You don't plan for potential failure, YOU STRIVE FOR IT. The only reason you successfully took over you world multiple times is because you failed multiple times not to be defeated by a plumber who can shoot bouncing fireballs out his nose.
[Locked by commandramon]
Wait, aren't we suppose to be working with this guy Alyssa?
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Go ahead, I'd love to shoot them down instead. Then after that, I'll turn you into a crater -- from space.
Let me tell you a little about my kind. Before we were known as HSATs, we were originally going to be called the Strongest Warrior System. We are the ultimate warriors in the sky, land, sea, or space. So go ahead Bowser, send your toy soldiers after me, since you don't have the testicles to come after me yourself, dried up kappa.
Oh, by the way. I never lost a singe life on any of the Mario games that wasn't force upon me due to some ridiculous "hopeless fight" scenario or the like. In fact, I had to hack some of the games just to see a decent challenge from them.
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Silence at once! I will not have you threatening one of our senior allies!
You are on thin ice, understand?
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Last I knew, the only threat I made was one of retaliation if he dared to attack me.
Other then that. Fine. I'll back off.
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Mocking them usually gets interpreted as a threat.
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And there are just a few of the individuals on my speed dial.
Tick tock, little construct. Tick tock.
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