Alice story

[luzclarita]

Alice: Let's go downstairs to the kitchen! Eat breakfast!
Me: What do you want? Eggs?
Alice: Noo!
Me: How about toast?
Alice: Noo!
Me: Cereal or oatmeal then?
Alice: No! No! No!
Me: So . . . what I hear you saying is you want a big ol' pile of no?
Alice: Yes! Me! Big pile of no! Please big pile of no?
Me: bwa-ha-ha-ha! (Laughing continues one whole minute) *breathes* That was a joke silly girl! You can't eat no. Want to eat a bagel?
Alice: Eat a bagel! Yum!