Gentlemen...
You really are all just a bunch of cunts aren't you?
Now now, don't try to hide it. Let's all be honest here. You tell us were "hot, sexy, fit, fine" etc etc. That's all very well and good but what if we weren't? What if I wasn't spending 17 hours in front of a mirror everyday just to make myself look half decent (a ritual I go through for my own self confidence rather then to gratify you bastards?) Now I have never been considered a "pretty" girl, and no matter how much I camwhore I probably never will be. But I can bet that if I had the facial features of a rhino my fella wouldn't look twice at me. I am assured that it is not my personality that he is attracted to!
Carrying on, I have a question. When one of you, god bless your little cotton socks, DOES attempt to come onto a girl how come the moment she knocks you back it turns her into a whore?
That's right girls! We become prostitutes because we WON'T sleep with the bastards! Is anyone else TOTALLY confused by this? It has been known to go something like this...
"Come back to ours"
"Errr...no?"
"I wasn't that interested anyway you ugly little slag."
What the fuck?
And what is with that "male pride" bollocks you've got going on? Here's a tip. When you do get knocked back, try taking it with a little dignity. It doesn't mean we don't like you as a person, especially if we've known you for a while. It just means that we have no romantic interest in you, that's all! GUTTING, I know, but being malevolent, snide and bitchy about it isn't going to change our opinions on you. It is only going to make them worse.
Also, and this is important, A GIRL WHO HAS JUST COME THROUGH A BREAK-UP IS NOT BY ANY MEANS AN EASY TARGET! PLEASE KEEP THIS IN MIND!
I have reached the conclusion that you all really are just in it to get a nice girl, suck the life out of her, get what you can and then fuck off. All that feelings bollocks that you claim to have is a massive load of shite. The line "I've had these feelings for you for ages" SHOULD be interpreted as "I've wanted to shag you for the last few months, but it doesn't matter coz even if I do get you in the sack you'll never compare to my ex. She was a demon!"
CUNTS!