1st Banana

[luxury_banana]

[A portly, mustachioed man leaps up from his bed, shocked and gasping for breath. He touches his face to see if something is amiss. It ought to be. For one, he isn't wet. He should still be in the currents of a sewer, being carried off to oblivion. Secondly, there aren't any trumpets. Yes, there should be trumpets

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phone

[notalwystrthful]

... Is it a life or death matter?

[luxury_banana]

It's beyond simple life and death! They can't compare to the gravity of this situation.

[notalwystrthful]

Oh?

[luxury_banana]

It is... Something you cannot understand.

[notalwystrthful]

Try me.

[luxury_banana]

... No, I don't think I will try you. I don't think I will try anyone with why I need a hat.

[notalwystrthful]

[ Well, this is going nowhere-- ]

I heard there's a shop that sells hats. Perhaps try there?

[luxury_banana]

Yes, yes, I heard as much!

Now, what is the name of this place and... your name? If you care to give me both answers, then I will know exactly who to reward.

[notalwystrthful]

Bodine Fashion, I'd imagine.

I'm Diana Ethelbert. What would your name be?