Taking Care of House and Home

[luxover]

Title: Taking Care of House and Home
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Zlatan Ibrahimović / Helena Seger
Word Count: 7,050
Summary: “Come on,” Helena says. Zlatan turns his head just far enough to see that she’s dressed and all made up, just putting in her earrings; she looks sexy as fuck but he buries his face back into the pillow anyways. “Get up. I have to get

Comments

[meretricula]

gdi I am running out the door to play a concert and cannot shower you with all the praise you deserve but in brief: NNNNNGH SO HOT AND HILARIOUS AND AMAZING ZLATAN AND HELENA AND THEIR OFFSPRING AND MAXWELL AND AUGH JUST EVERYTHING, EVERYTHING IS PERFECT!!!

[luxover]

concert??? grrrl, whatchu play???

and thanks :)

[meretricula]

the viola, that most glorious and melodic of instruments! aka a slightly bigger violin. XD

[louis_quatorze]

ZLATAN THE HOUSEHUSBAND. this is awesome and I ♥ you for it. :D :D

(christ I am incompetent today)

[luxover]

ugh isn't he just perfect tho

incompetence is most welcome; it makes me feel less alone, haha

thanks for commenting, boo

[bwc_baby]

I think you have made me a Zlatan fan lol I have him be my househusband.
The kids were just too cute for words, I must go find a swede to give me babies lol

[luxover]

ugh i know, i love zlatan. like, he's kind of super cocky and everything? but he's perfect so he's allowed to be.

if you find yourself a swede, lemme know if he's got a cute friend, yeah? haha

thanks for commenting :)

[bwc_baby]

I'm got a Mexican, an Iranian and a puerto rican if you want any of those. What can I say I usually like them carmely lol.

I blame you for all the shipping I've been doing... I've written 2 Landon and Steve stories... and now I am looking at pics of Zlatan.

[luxover]

you wrote another one?!? ahhhh i will have to go find it when i'm out of class.

[tankshallkill]

oh holy mother of pants this is utterly amazing and made my night 100% better in a heartbeat even before all this other stuff and just ugh ugh ugh.

I DIE. I DIE.

CHILDREN. AND ;AKLDLKSDFJFAS

also omg no sausage wallet. Very very dissappointed in that. other than that, OMG IT'S SO FUCKING DELICIOUS.

and this:
It doesn’t take Zlatan long to go online and order the best pair of youth keeper gloves he can find and pay extra for next day delivery.

is possibly one of the cutest things ever.

and dude dude dude. I just realized this is my first Zlatan fic. and I like it.

[luxover]

i thought about putting in sausage wallets and weeping cocks, but then i threw up. so.

[kitty69lover]

ohmygoodgod.

so. there needs to be a preamble for this: i am in the middle of a Zla/Bo fic and i need some time off, because i've just written smut and Zlatan smut? that's fucking tiring.

so i find this!!!! and i want to read and i want to keep writing, cause i'm on a fucking deadline, but i can't not read fucking adorable and hot and magnificent Zlatan.

everything was absolutely p e r f e c t i o n. a little tamed, but still the cocky Zlatan i love love love so much!!!

the precious little kids, they are so so precious. Helena as a sort of wonderwoman/dominatrix of some sort is superb.

you got me baaaaaadly at the 1995 Ajax - Milan game. mention of Kluivert scoring? glorious, i'm surprised i didn't start weeping, god i still love that man.

and the hot ending!?!? just the cherry on top of this wonderful fic.

although, this line: "“Of course it’s always amazing,” Zlatan says back. “Look at us.”"would've been funnier like: "Of course it’s always amazing, I am Zlatan”. [although that would've probably sent me in hysterics. i

[luxover]

I WOULD LIKE TO READ THAT ZLA/BO, SO MAYBE YOU SHOULD GET A MOVE ON AND WRITE IT, NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.

NOW.

but ughhh thank you so much, this comment is sheer beauty and i love you for it.

[and, uh, no i don't object! what do i look, crazy??]