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Lookin for love, and shelter - w4m - 23
Reply to: pers-547091805@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-01-21, 8:22PM EST
Ok - so here's the deal; I am a somewhat decent looking Lansing woman seeking love, companionship, and the possibility of room and board. Before you get too excited, I must warn you no sex will be involved especially for men who are currently in or have been in rehab. Men with large ears and those of you in law school who happen to be slightly overweight and of the Russian persuasion need not apply. I am currently residing in a 1999 Toyota RAV-4. It's nice and all, but room service sucks, and I'm pretty sure what I thought was a toilet is actually a glove box. I may live in a Toyota, but I DO have standards. I am STILL not pregnant, I am hoping to keep it that way. My tastes can be described as chic, modern, and sophisticated. I am hoping for a place to call home. Somewhere I could rest my head at night. On satin pillowcases.
You must:
Be honest,
ambitious
unique
creative
understanding (obviously)
attractive
easy to tolerate
like escalators
coffee shops
You must not:
recognize a crack pipe if it hit you in the face
(i will be testing you on this one)
stink
(even a little)
steal my vibrators
(this includes "barrowing")
have late night booty calls
all booty calls must be IN by midnight, once they're in, they can stay the night. But after midnight is the cutoff.
You will NOT catch me masturbating in front of you, if you don't masturbate in front of me! All masturbation should be conducted within a 10 foot "self-pleasure radius". These so called pleasuse zones, if yo will, should be completely private.
Reply to: pers-547091805@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-01-21, 8:22PM EST
Ok - so here's the deal; I am a somewhat decent looking Lansing woman seeking love, companionship, and the possibility of room and board. Before you get too excited, I must warn you no sex will be involved especially for men who are currently in or have been in rehab. Men with large ears and those of you in law school who happen to be slightly overweight and of the Russian persuasion need not apply. I am currently residing in a 1999 Toyota RAV-4. It's nice and all, but room service sucks, and I'm pretty sure what I thought was a toilet is actually a glove box. I may live in a Toyota, but I DO have standards. I am STILL not pregnant, I am hoping to keep it that way. My tastes can be described as chic, modern, and sophisticated. I am hoping for a place to call home. Somewhere I could rest my head at night. On satin pillowcases.
You must:
Be honest,
ambitious
unique
creative
understanding (obviously)
attractive
easy to tolerate
like escalators
coffee shops
You must not:
recognize a crack pipe if it hit you in the face
(i will be testing you on this one)
stink
(even a little)
steal my vibrators
(this includes "barrowing")
have late night booty calls
all booty calls must be IN by midnight, once they're in, they can stay the night. But after midnight is the cutoff.
You will NOT catch me masturbating in front of you, if you don't masturbate in front of me! All masturbation should be conducted within a 10 foot "self-pleasure radius". These so called pleasuse zones, if yo will, should be completely private.