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Dean picks up some tiny plastic army guys and tries to make conversation with "I used to love these things" before reverting -- like it is written in the ancient texts that all men must -- to making a bunch of plllssshhheehh explosion noises with his mouth and sending the plastic army man fly through the air going, "Aiiiyyyyyggg!" I think the relevant text for this is actually the Genesis Apocryphon, which declares, "And verily I say that those with testes shall make upon their lips the sounds of destruction when having come upon tiny green men of plastic. And verily those sounds shall be followed by the sounds of death as it has been written that death shall sound, as with one upon whose foot a thousand oxen have trampled, or as so: 'Aiiiyyyyyggg!'"
---twop recap of dead in the water. oh, i do so dearly love twop.
---twop recap of dead in the water. oh, i do so dearly love twop.