my victory..
LuvzNotEz: uhhhh
LuvzNotEz: so i have a cricket in my room
LuvzNotEz: and ive been chasing after it for about the whole night
LuvzNotEz: i wanna get it out my window
Mergatroiden: hahaha
LuvzNotEz: but that damn thing keeps jumping
Mergatroiden: squash it
Mergatroiden: its gonna drive u nuts
Mergatroiden: when u try to sleep
LuvzNotEz: so i tried reasoning with it
Mergatroiden: theyre loud as shit
LuvzNotEz: telling it that its gonna die in my room
Mergatroiden: haha ure so funny its like a lil kid
LuvzNotEz: i figured maybe ..i dunno..jimmy cricket
LuvzNotEz: whats like a little kid?
Mergatroiden: n/m
LuvzNotEz: but anywys
LuvzNotEz: yah its somewhere near
LuvzNotEz: but i dont know ehre
LuvzNotEz: and i wont be able to sleep because ill keep thinking about it jumping around in my room
LuvzNotEz: so i have to get rid of itbefore the end of the night
Mergatroiden: no u wont sleep because it'll be chirping all night
LuvzNotEz: that too
LuvzNotEz: after each time i touch it i go and wash my hands
LuvzNotEz: what if it just wants a friend
Mergatroiden: haha who knows
LuvzNotEz: maybe thats why it wont leave..
LuvzNotEz: and i dont wanna kill it
LuvzNotEz: i just want to throw it out my window
Mergatroiden: haha aww
Mergatroiden: its a cool dude i bet
LuvzNotEz: probably yah
Mergatroiden: u can put him in a jar maybe?
Mergatroiden: with fresh air and a stick and a leaf
LuvzNotEz: i cant catch him..but that owuld kill him
LuvzNotEz: i cant get a napkin out of your dogs mouth..you want me to catch this tiny thing
LuvzNotEz: its gonna take a while
Mergatroiden: haha
Mergatroiden: yea
LuvzNotEz: and he only comes into view once in a while
Mergatroiden: ure terrible at these things
LuvzNotEz: haha yes
LuvzNotEz: live and learn i guess
LuvzNotEz: AHHHH I SEEE HIMMM
LuvzNotEz: hes climbing in plain view
LuvzNotEz: that jerk of a cricket
LuvzNotEz: hes mocking me
LuvzNotEz: he knows i cant get him
Mergatroiden: haha he does
Mergatroiden: he can smell ure failure
LuvzNotEz: haha shut up
LuvzNotEz: VICTORYYYYYYYY
Mergatroiden: u got him?
Mergatroiden: did u kill him?
LuvzNotEz: i was washing my hands..
LuvzNotEz: yeah i got him and threw him out the window
LuvzNotEz: he like started climbing back up my arm but im quick with two hands so i got him off
LuvzNotEz: i kinda feel bad cause thats quite a fall
LuvzNotEz: but hell land it
LuvzNotEz: hes jimmy cricket
Mergatroiden: haha nah hes prob dead
LuvzNotEz: shut up! dont tell me that
LuvzNotEz: i cant be responsible for the death of jimmy cricket
LuvzNotEz: but watch it be a girl and lay eggs or whatever they do to reproduce
LuvzNotEz: ohh its raining..poor thing
LuvzNotEz: hell be okay
LuvzNotEz: ah i hate the feeling of it jjumping around in my hands
LuvzNotEz: yuk
LuvzNotEz: gives me chills
Mergatroiden: yipes
LuvzNotEz: yup yup
i thought that needed to be documented.=]
LuvzNotEz: so i have a cricket in my room
LuvzNotEz: and ive been chasing after it for about the whole night
LuvzNotEz: i wanna get it out my window
Mergatroiden: hahaha
LuvzNotEz: but that damn thing keeps jumping
Mergatroiden: squash it
Mergatroiden: its gonna drive u nuts
Mergatroiden: when u try to sleep
LuvzNotEz: so i tried reasoning with it
Mergatroiden: theyre loud as shit
LuvzNotEz: telling it that its gonna die in my room
Mergatroiden: haha ure so funny its like a lil kid
LuvzNotEz: i figured maybe ..i dunno..jimmy cricket
LuvzNotEz: whats like a little kid?
Mergatroiden: n/m
LuvzNotEz: but anywys
LuvzNotEz: yah its somewhere near
LuvzNotEz: but i dont know ehre
LuvzNotEz: and i wont be able to sleep because ill keep thinking about it jumping around in my room
LuvzNotEz: so i have to get rid of itbefore the end of the night
Mergatroiden: no u wont sleep because it'll be chirping all night
LuvzNotEz: that too
LuvzNotEz: after each time i touch it i go and wash my hands
LuvzNotEz: what if it just wants a friend
Mergatroiden: haha who knows
LuvzNotEz: maybe thats why it wont leave..
LuvzNotEz: and i dont wanna kill it
LuvzNotEz: i just want to throw it out my window
Mergatroiden: haha aww
Mergatroiden: its a cool dude i bet
LuvzNotEz: probably yah
Mergatroiden: u can put him in a jar maybe?
Mergatroiden: with fresh air and a stick and a leaf
LuvzNotEz: i cant catch him..but that owuld kill him
LuvzNotEz: i cant get a napkin out of your dogs mouth..you want me to catch this tiny thing
LuvzNotEz: its gonna take a while
Mergatroiden: haha
Mergatroiden: yea
LuvzNotEz: and he only comes into view once in a while
Mergatroiden: ure terrible at these things
LuvzNotEz: haha yes
LuvzNotEz: live and learn i guess
LuvzNotEz: AHHHH I SEEE HIMMM
LuvzNotEz: hes climbing in plain view
LuvzNotEz: that jerk of a cricket
LuvzNotEz: hes mocking me
LuvzNotEz: he knows i cant get him
Mergatroiden: haha he does
Mergatroiden: he can smell ure failure
LuvzNotEz: haha shut up
LuvzNotEz: VICTORYYYYYYYY
Mergatroiden: u got him?
Mergatroiden: did u kill him?
LuvzNotEz: i was washing my hands..
LuvzNotEz: yeah i got him and threw him out the window
LuvzNotEz: he like started climbing back up my arm but im quick with two hands so i got him off
LuvzNotEz: i kinda feel bad cause thats quite a fall
LuvzNotEz: but hell land it
LuvzNotEz: hes jimmy cricket
Mergatroiden: haha nah hes prob dead
LuvzNotEz: shut up! dont tell me that
LuvzNotEz: i cant be responsible for the death of jimmy cricket
LuvzNotEz: but watch it be a girl and lay eggs or whatever they do to reproduce
LuvzNotEz: ohh its raining..poor thing
LuvzNotEz: hell be okay
LuvzNotEz: ah i hate the feeling of it jjumping around in my hands
LuvzNotEz: yuk
LuvzNotEz: gives me chills
Mergatroiden: yipes
LuvzNotEz: yup yup
i thought that needed to be documented.=]