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They're back from Europe. If I don't hear from Ashley Monroe in the next 24 hours, I will surely just shrivel up and die.
On the note of shrivelling up and dying, I've decided that maybe the dutch need some talking to.
althemex: well u are hitler
iflovebeblind: That's true. And even he got married.
iflovebeblind: So maybe there is hope.
althemex: yea thats true
iflovebeblind: of course, he also committed mass genocide.
iflovebeblind: but, you know, you gotta get your name in the books somehow.
althemex: yaya
althemex: its a good plan
iflovebeblind: Of course, if I started killing jews, everyone would just be like "ohhh.... that's old hat. we've seen it. try something else"
althemex: well there is always the dutch
iflovebeblind: yes! The dutch! But are there even enough to constitute genocide?
Oh, that boy.
Anyway. Stephanie's wedding was last night (which is actually how my conversation with Al came about, believe it or not) and it was so beautiful. And a lot of fun. And they were so happy. I really do like seeing happy people, surprisingly enough. Her dress was stunningly beautiful. The DJ played Queen songs after I told Danny the only way I'd dance was if they played Queen. We had to do this Polish March that was most particularly amusing because somehow Tanya ended up being partners with Heather's dad. And it was pouring rain outside so there was quite a bit of running through parking lots. And my hair turned into ringlets like it does on rare occassions when it feels like being sassy. Danny put a rose in my hair. Russell makes Stephanie a scrapbook every year for their anniversary. There was this really funny tall guy who danced really really funny and I hope he's related to Heather somehow. And I realized how impossible marriage seems.
On the note of shrivelling up and dying, I've decided that maybe the dutch need some talking to.
althemex: well u are hitler
iflovebeblind: That's true. And even he got married.
iflovebeblind: So maybe there is hope.
althemex: yea thats true
iflovebeblind: of course, he also committed mass genocide.
iflovebeblind: but, you know, you gotta get your name in the books somehow.
althemex: yaya
althemex: its a good plan
iflovebeblind: Of course, if I started killing jews, everyone would just be like "ohhh.... that's old hat. we've seen it. try something else"
althemex: well there is always the dutch
iflovebeblind: yes! The dutch! But are there even enough to constitute genocide?
Oh, that boy.
Anyway. Stephanie's wedding was last night (which is actually how my conversation with Al came about, believe it or not) and it was so beautiful. And a lot of fun. And they were so happy. I really do like seeing happy people, surprisingly enough. Her dress was stunningly beautiful. The DJ played Queen songs after I told Danny the only way I'd dance was if they played Queen. We had to do this Polish March that was most particularly amusing because somehow Tanya ended up being partners with Heather's dad. And it was pouring rain outside so there was quite a bit of running through parking lots. And my hair turned into ringlets like it does on rare occassions when it feels like being sassy. Danny put a rose in my hair. Russell makes Stephanie a scrapbook every year for their anniversary. There was this really funny tall guy who danced really really funny and I hope he's related to Heather somehow. And I realized how impossible marriage seems.