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"Ok, I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock beats Scissors, but theres no way that Paper can beat Rock! Paper is supposed to magically "wrap around" Rock leaving it immobile? Then why the hell can't Paper do this to Scissors? In fact, screw Scissors! Why can't Paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college-ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? Ill tell you why! It's because Paper can't beat anybody! A rock would tear that shit up in about 2 seconds! When I play "Rock, Paper, Scissors," I always choose Rock. Then when someone claims theye beaten me with their Paper I punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say something like "Oh shit, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you."
Oh silly Brigette.
Oh silly Brigette.