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I stole it from Eddie
1) My uncle: Bill has a puppy named Roxy and they live in Georgia.
2) Never in my life: will I pass up the opportunity to rid the world of penguins.
3) When I was five: I had a popple
4) High School was: hypocritical
5) I will never forget: Will
6) I once met: a dog that didn't like me...unbelieveable! I know.
7) There's this girl I know who: likes pickles and penguins.
8) Once, at a bar: I met a Marine...
9) By noon I'm: on my lunch break.
10) Last night: I got chopped up by the guy in the mask from Chainsaw Masacre with Michelle...oh wait...
11) If I only had: my $3,000.00 Chanel Linge Cambon bag...even a fake one would get me off.
12) Next time I go to church, I: will bring sunglasses so I can take a nap.
13) Terry Schiavo: next
14) What worries me most: is I will never be in love again.
15) When I turn my head left, I see: a desk that needs to be drenched in bleach. (Cloud 9)
16) When I turn my head right, I see: a wall that needs to be drenched in bleach.(cloud 9)
17) You know I'm lying when: you catch me in a lie.
18) What I miss most about the eighties: NOTHING!!
19) If I was a character written by Shakespeare, I'd be: Juliet, the Claire Danes version, she had pretty dresses :)
20) By this time next year: I will be old.
21) A better name for me would be: Angelina Jolie.
22) I have a hard time understanding: Cats. Seriously, cats can be evil.
23) If I ever go back to school I'll:.......Im in school......
24) You know I like you if: I tell you I like you, make eye contact, or I let you meet my mom.
25) If I won an award, the first person I'd thank would be: Kody!!! He's my muse.
26) Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: Parents hated them.
27) Take my advice, never: fall in love with a Marine
28) My ideal breakfast is: in Italy
29) A song I love, but do not have is: "You Say" by Lisa Lobe
30) If you visit my hometown, I suggest: The Del Mar fair!!! 3 weeks guys!
31) Tulips, character flaws, microchips & track stars: who wrote this shit??
32) Why won't anyone: love me?
33) If you spend the night at my house, don't: forget to watch out for the little white rat dogs running around.
34) I'd stop my wedding for: Kenny Chesney
35) The world could do without: Penguins! Kill them! Kill them all!!!
36) I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: get played or hurt by someone I trust or love again.
37) My favorite blonde is: Britney! Except when Angie is blonde, then of course its Angie!
38) Paper clips are more useful than: penguins.
39) If I do anything well, it's: love.
40) And by the way: Angie didnt fuck Brad.
41) The last time I was drunk, I: drank wine out of a liter of sprite and went searching through trash at an abandoned dry cleaners for a fire pit...