In Memory of
Do you remember...
- "Don't worry, we got this. Between us, there's half a brain."
- "My Anus is bleeding....!"
- "AYEEEE AYE AYE AYE JIHAD. That's a great name for a stack play."
- "You're a bra snob."
- Staying up until 3 am, eating chocolate ice cream and doritos and killing cherry coke. PMS food combinations.
- Pirates and ninjas!
- "Is there a problem officer? WELL, YOU DONT HAVE TO BE A DICK ABOUT IT."
- "No no no, the order of horror movie death is as follows : blackies, showering girl, idiot who walks in the basement, idiot who walks in the woods, virgin."
- "Stupid jews."
- "See, what had happened was...."
- "We can just laugh at Scott instead."
- "I remember some things. I'm just not too clear on being so...black....or old. and where did I get this purple suit? It's ridiculous."
- "Close those peepers!"
- "Where's your signifcant other?"
"I dont have a boyfriend."
"...I meant Ariana."
- "You know...if we DID kill them...we would get straight As...not saying we should kill them...but...just think about it..."
- "Outta my way, Kunte. We got ourselves a CODE BLACK!"
- "That niggas guilty! I don't need to deliberate! He's guilty. We gotta hang him. I got the rope riiiiight here."
- "He was so gangsta that I used to have dreams that he came to my house and killed my entire family."
- "LACROSSE: My Anti-Sorority"
- "It smells like Florida....in the morning."
- "Christineeeeeeee, it's not working and I'm not stooooooopid!"
- Exploding dish washer and foam party!
- Happy Hump Day!
- Beware, I have more tacks!
- Condom Dollie.
- Lord of the BLING.
- "What are those, Gargamel shoes?"
- Beer Pong Rebuttals!
- "Let's go Streaking!"
- "New Rule, everytime an odd number is pulled, Brandon has to drink."
* 2 minutes later *
" Everytime I have to drink, Lily has to drink."
- "Never have I ever been asian."
- "I looooooooove chocolate. but I cant eat it 'cause it'll make me fat. but it's soooooooooo gooooooood."
- "Ok time to study physics. Order up some pizza and chicken wings!"
"WE HAVE BEER!"
- "Sorry, we were just whooping some tricks."
- "So I was eating chicken wings and grape soda, and I suddenly had the urge for some urban entertainment. So I watched Hustle and Flow"
- "What IS your middle name, anyways?"
"...I dont have one."
"WHAT!? Since when?"
"....I'm beginning to think this friendship is a little one sided, hahaha."
- "Never EVER touch a black man's orange soda. You are SO lucky you guys didn't steal grape sodas. I might not be able to hit you, but I sure as hell will shake you until your ovaries fall out."
- "FUCKING RABBIT."
- "You're a smelly pirate hooker. Go back to your home on whore island."
- "Yeah, I'm taking a little trip to the UNITED STATES OF YOUR MOM."
- "You're my Lil' John. I will be your Nate Dogg."
- "Jaysun looooooove Grandmaaaaaaaaa.....kolur skeme angarrrrr Jaysunnnnnnnn"
- "Fuck the Establishment, I got a B!"
- "Crotch ball!"
- "Do you ever think there's more to life than being really really really....RIDICULOUSLY good looking?"
- Mud lacrosse and group shower at Scott's!
- Joe Le Taxi :D
- "....Are you listening to Mandy Moore?"
"No, it's leftovers from dinner."
- "I'm just a little korean boy stuck growing up in an white man's world!"
- "Never have I ever......wait, yes I have."
- "Oh God, my eyes! They burn!"
- " There has yet to be any cases against Vietnamese and stealing U.S. secrets for Communism, and that will most likely never happen because Phat Nguyen is becoming just as apple pie as John Smith. and yes Im acutally using that line...maybe I should say jack Bauer."
- "I'm evil FOR REAL. I will slip something in your drink."
- "Look, I'm only going to ask you this once. I'm tired of beating around the bush. I dont even care what your answer is, I just gotsa know."
* 5 minutes later *
"Look, I'm only going to ask you this once. I'm tired of beating around the bush. I dont even care what your answer is, I just gotsa know."
* 4 hours later *
"Look, I'm only going to ask you this once. I'm tired of beating around the bush. I dont even care what your answer is, I just gotsa know."
- "You're so beautiful when I'm drunk."
- "He didn't eat just one, he ate thuh-reeeeeeeee"
- "He was just sitting on my sac....MY SAC!"
- "Oh God, you're not dead are you? I'm gonna go ahead and file a missing persons report. Not that I think there's any hope that we'll find you or that you're alive. I just think it would be fun."
- "Im never going to say this to you again...but I want you to give me the clap."
- "Cause two niggas and two quarters don't equal a dollar?"
- Splurging at Wolfgang Puck's.
- Spending tons of money on food at Epicot.
- Candyland and passing out while watching Drive me Crazy....sooooo girly.
- Moulin Rouge obsession...especially with Come What May and El Tango De Roxanne
- "Alain, can you play bass?"
"Well, according to south park, since I'm black, yes. and I should have one in my basement."
- Emo kids cry stars into their cups of tea.
- "Wow, I'm asstastic!"
- "I miss your mom, too."
- "I wish a were a tiger. Then I'd be all warm."
- Idiota!
- "Bron. Like LeBron James."
"Braun...like Heil Hitler."
- "If Im going down, I'm taking you with me."
- "You're a menace to society. You should just hand in your liscence."
"...Jason, who are you talking to?"
"...myself."
- Sparkle and Tickles!
- Sneaky Copulators aka Hollywood.
- RENT at the Hippodrome.
- Ariana's freakin' AWESOME 20th birthday at that Mafioso resturant ran by Fat Tony.
- "Shhhh...dont tell anyone, but Im listening to Ashlee Simpson and Hilary Duff."
- Cool Blue and li'l Oaty.
-"Man, this heat is really hot."
- "Hey, Kiran, look it's a lame version of us."
"If they get their asses beat, we gotta goooooooo."
- Oldies 100
- "You lie like a rug."
- Bill Singing Naughty Girl....sooooo hawt ;)
- Kikki, my lovely rugby player <3 haha
- "It takes two to lie, one to lie and one to listen."
- "fucking suhweeeeeeet."
- "How can ace be one AND eleven??? What kind of God would allow that?"
- Reading the Onion. bestsiteevar.
- punk rawk halloween decorations.
- The littlest ninja and the ninjette's with their hit emo single, Nursing the Throwing Star Wounds in my Heart
- "Yeah I'll give you a LOT of respect....if by respect you mean SEMEN!!!!!" *wild eyed look*
- "It's not a lie if you BELIEVE it"
- "Did you ever stop and think...that MAYBE....just MAYBE...she was HUNGRY???"
To all those who've helped create past memories
To all those who will help create future memories
I just want to say, I love you all :) thank you for everything.
- "Don't worry, we got this. Between us, there's half a brain."
- "My Anus is bleeding....!"
- "AYEEEE AYE AYE AYE JIHAD. That's a great name for a stack play."
- "You're a bra snob."
- Staying up until 3 am, eating chocolate ice cream and doritos and killing cherry coke. PMS food combinations.
- Pirates and ninjas!
- "Is there a problem officer? WELL, YOU DONT HAVE TO BE A DICK ABOUT IT."
- "No no no, the order of horror movie death is as follows : blackies, showering girl, idiot who walks in the basement, idiot who walks in the woods, virgin."
- "Stupid jews."
- "See, what had happened was...."
- "We can just laugh at Scott instead."
- "I remember some things. I'm just not too clear on being so...black....or old. and where did I get this purple suit? It's ridiculous."
- "Close those peepers!"
- "Where's your signifcant other?"
"I dont have a boyfriend."
"...I meant Ariana."
- "You know...if we DID kill them...we would get straight As...not saying we should kill them...but...just think about it..."
- "Outta my way, Kunte. We got ourselves a CODE BLACK!"
- "That niggas guilty! I don't need to deliberate! He's guilty. We gotta hang him. I got the rope riiiiight here."
- "He was so gangsta that I used to have dreams that he came to my house and killed my entire family."
- "LACROSSE: My Anti-Sorority"
- "It smells like Florida....in the morning."
- "Christineeeeeeee, it's not working and I'm not stooooooopid!"
- Exploding dish washer and foam party!
- Happy Hump Day!
- Beware, I have more tacks!
- Condom Dollie.
- Lord of the BLING.
- "What are those, Gargamel shoes?"
- Beer Pong Rebuttals!
- "Let's go Streaking!"
- "New Rule, everytime an odd number is pulled, Brandon has to drink."
* 2 minutes later *
" Everytime I have to drink, Lily has to drink."
- "Never have I ever been asian."
- "I looooooooove chocolate. but I cant eat it 'cause it'll make me fat. but it's soooooooooo gooooooood."
- "Ok time to study physics. Order up some pizza and chicken wings!"
"WE HAVE BEER!"
- "Sorry, we were just whooping some tricks."
- "So I was eating chicken wings and grape soda, and I suddenly had the urge for some urban entertainment. So I watched Hustle and Flow"
- "What IS your middle name, anyways?"
"...I dont have one."
"WHAT!? Since when?"
"....I'm beginning to think this friendship is a little one sided, hahaha."
- "Never EVER touch a black man's orange soda. You are SO lucky you guys didn't steal grape sodas. I might not be able to hit you, but I sure as hell will shake you until your ovaries fall out."
- "FUCKING RABBIT."
- "You're a smelly pirate hooker. Go back to your home on whore island."
- "Yeah, I'm taking a little trip to the UNITED STATES OF YOUR MOM."
- "You're my Lil' John. I will be your Nate Dogg."
- "Jaysun looooooove Grandmaaaaaaaaa.....kolur skeme angarrrrr Jaysunnnnnnnn"
- "Fuck the Establishment, I got a B!"
- "Crotch ball!"
- "Do you ever think there's more to life than being really really really....RIDICULOUSLY good looking?"
- Mud lacrosse and group shower at Scott's!
- Joe Le Taxi :D
- "....Are you listening to Mandy Moore?"
"No, it's leftovers from dinner."
- "I'm just a little korean boy stuck growing up in an white man's world!"
- "Never have I ever......wait, yes I have."
- "Oh God, my eyes! They burn!"
- " There has yet to be any cases against Vietnamese and stealing U.S. secrets for Communism, and that will most likely never happen because Phat Nguyen is becoming just as apple pie as John Smith. and yes Im acutally using that line...maybe I should say jack Bauer."
- "I'm evil FOR REAL. I will slip something in your drink."
- "Look, I'm only going to ask you this once. I'm tired of beating around the bush. I dont even care what your answer is, I just gotsa know."
* 5 minutes later *
"Look, I'm only going to ask you this once. I'm tired of beating around the bush. I dont even care what your answer is, I just gotsa know."
* 4 hours later *
"Look, I'm only going to ask you this once. I'm tired of beating around the bush. I dont even care what your answer is, I just gotsa know."
- "You're so beautiful when I'm drunk."
- "He didn't eat just one, he ate thuh-reeeeeeeee"
- "He was just sitting on my sac....MY SAC!"
- "Oh God, you're not dead are you? I'm gonna go ahead and file a missing persons report. Not that I think there's any hope that we'll find you or that you're alive. I just think it would be fun."
- "Im never going to say this to you again...but I want you to give me the clap."
- "Cause two niggas and two quarters don't equal a dollar?"
- Splurging at Wolfgang Puck's.
- Spending tons of money on food at Epicot.
- Candyland and passing out while watching Drive me Crazy....sooooo girly.
- Moulin Rouge obsession...especially with Come What May and El Tango De Roxanne
- "Alain, can you play bass?"
"Well, according to south park, since I'm black, yes. and I should have one in my basement."
- Emo kids cry stars into their cups of tea.
- "Wow, I'm asstastic!"
- "I miss your mom, too."
- "I wish a were a tiger. Then I'd be all warm."
- Idiota!
- "Bron. Like LeBron James."
"Braun...like Heil Hitler."
- "If Im going down, I'm taking you with me."
- "You're a menace to society. You should just hand in your liscence."
"...Jason, who are you talking to?"
"...myself."
- Sparkle and Tickles!
- Sneaky Copulators aka Hollywood.
- RENT at the Hippodrome.
- Ariana's freakin' AWESOME 20th birthday at that Mafioso resturant ran by Fat Tony.
- "Shhhh...dont tell anyone, but Im listening to Ashlee Simpson and Hilary Duff."
- Cool Blue and li'l Oaty.
-"Man, this heat is really hot."
- "Hey, Kiran, look it's a lame version of us."
"If they get their asses beat, we gotta goooooooo."
- Oldies 100
- "You lie like a rug."
- Bill Singing Naughty Girl....sooooo hawt ;)
- Kikki, my lovely rugby player <3 haha
- "It takes two to lie, one to lie and one to listen."
- "fucking suhweeeeeeet."
- "How can ace be one AND eleven??? What kind of God would allow that?"
- Reading the Onion. bestsiteevar.
- punk rawk halloween decorations.
- The littlest ninja and the ninjette's with their hit emo single, Nursing the Throwing Star Wounds in my Heart
- "Yeah I'll give you a LOT of respect....if by respect you mean SEMEN!!!!!" *wild eyed look*
- "It's not a lie if you BELIEVE it"
- "Did you ever stop and think...that MAYBE....just MAYBE...she was HUNGRY???"
To all those who've helped create past memories
To all those who will help create future memories
I just want to say, I love you all :) thank you for everything.