I guess I don't know I'm from Texas...
You Know You're From Texas When...
You see more Texan flags than American flags.
Yeah, that's true
You know someone who ate the 72 oz steak and got it for free.
Um. No...
You attend a formal event in your best clothes, your finest jewelry, and your Cowboy Boots.
I don't have boots.
You can write a check at Dairy Queen for 2 Hungr-Busters and fries.
They shut down all the Diary about 5 years ago.
You prefer Whataburger to McDonalds.
Never been there, but I've heard it's good. McDonalds sort of sucks in the first place.
You dress up to go shopping at the mall.
Why would I?
You've hung ornaments and tinsel on a tumbleweed and used it as a Christmas tree.
Nooooo
You're disappointed when a food doesn't come in spicy flavor.
YEAH!!!
You know from experience that rattlesnake meat tastes like chicken.
That's gross
You can tell a rock from an armadillo at 300 yards.
I don't think I've ever seen a real armadillo
You know what a 'Cowboy Cadillac' is.
No idea
You have both a dog and a brother-in-law named Bud
umm, no
Your local grocery store sells cactus in the Fresh Produce department
No...never seen that in my life...
You watch the movie Urban Cowboy and laugh at the phony Texan accents
Not 'Urban Cowboy' or whatever...but 'Lonestar State of Mind' is f'n hysterical :D
You choose a brand of Mexican salsa with the same care that another might use to select a bottle of fine wine
YeSS!!
You think that the 4 basic food groups are nachos, bar-b-que, fajitas, and Copenhagen.
Taco Bell, sugar, pizza, more sugar
You refer to the Dallas Cowboys as "God's favorite football team"
No.
You know whether another Texan is from South, West, East, North, or Central Texas as soon as they open their mouth.
No.
You don't consider people from Austin to be real Texans.
But they live in Texas, why shouldn't they be...?
Your Pastor wears boots.
Nooo..?
There is no such thing as a "secret" sin.
...what...?
The Blue Book value on your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it.
What's a blue book value?
You actually get these jokes.
NO! :)
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