Monkey-ology
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MOUTHOLOGY
Q. What is your salad dressing of choice?
A. poppyseed
Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
A. subway
Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
A: Economy Shoe Shop - Halifax NS
Q. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
A. at leat 10%, more dependant on the service
Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?
A. Sol Veggie Burgers
Q. What are your pizza toppings of choice?
A. feta, pineapple, mushrooms (no mozza, blech)
Q. What do you like to put on your toast?
A. Homemade raspberry jam
TECHNOLOGY
Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A. My grey't puppers Riley
Q. How many televisions are in your house?
A. 2
BIOLOGY
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
A. right
Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A. gallbladder, tonsils, blighted ovum
Q. When was the last time you had a cavity?
A. errrrrrr....quite a few years ago
Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
A. gin and tonics last night...ow
Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
A. nope...never
BULL[CRAP]OLOGY
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
A. no
Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
A. I would have kept my name for the four years it was different
Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
A. any earthy natural tones
Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
A. ha..yes...remind me to tell the story someday
Q. Have you ever saved someone's life?
A. I hope so, in some small way
Q. Has someone ever saved yours?
A. yes
DAREOLOGY
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
A. sure
Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
A: no
Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
A. sure
Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
A. ha! yes but depends on the magazine
Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
A. phffft...sure
Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
A. not a chance
DUMBOLOGY
Q: What is in your left pocket?
A. no pockets (or bra Kee..ha)
Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
A: in a stunned sort of way
Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
A: both
Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
A: stand
Q: Could you live with roommates?
A: other than Jeff, not a chance
Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
A: errr...3 or 4 depending on how many Riley has chewed today
Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
A: not since my teens
Q: What do you want to be when you grow up?
A: tall
Q.: Who is number 1 on your top 8?
A: errrrr...head hurts
Q: Last Friend you talked to?
A. Jeff this morning when he snorted and went back to sleep
Q: Last person who called u?
A: ma mommy
Q: Person you hugged?
A: ma mommy yesterday
FAVORITOLOGY
Q: Number?
A: 4
Q: Season?
A: Fall
CURRENTOLOGY
Q: Missing someone?
A: my daddy every day
Q: Mood?
A: brain addled
Q: Listening to?
A: Riley sigh contentedly behind me, greyhounds are LAZY
Q: Watching?
A. myself type this thing
Q: Worrying about?
A. that I have to get up and hang out the clothes
RANDOMOLOGY
Q: First place you went this morning?
A: TEA POT
Q: What can you not wait to do?
A: take a tylenol
Q: Do you smile often?
A: yes indeedy
Q: Are you a friendly person?
A: sometimes
MOUTHOLOGY
Q. What is your salad dressing of choice?
A. poppyseed
Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
A. subway
Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
A: Economy Shoe Shop - Halifax NS
Q. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
A. at leat 10%, more dependant on the service
Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?
A. Sol Veggie Burgers
Q. What are your pizza toppings of choice?
A. feta, pineapple, mushrooms (no mozza, blech)
Q. What do you like to put on your toast?
A. Homemade raspberry jam
TECHNOLOGY
Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A. My grey't puppers Riley
Q. How many televisions are in your house?
A. 2
BIOLOGY
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
A. right
Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A. gallbladder, tonsils, blighted ovum
Q. When was the last time you had a cavity?
A. errrrrrr....quite a few years ago
Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
A. gin and tonics last night...ow
Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
A. nope...never
BULL[CRAP]OLOGY
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
A. no
Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
A. I would have kept my name for the four years it was different
Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
A. any earthy natural tones
Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
A. ha..yes...remind me to tell the story someday
Q. Have you ever saved someone's life?
A. I hope so, in some small way
Q. Has someone ever saved yours?
A. yes
DAREOLOGY
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
A. sure
Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
A: no
Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
A. sure
Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
A. ha! yes but depends on the magazine
Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
A. phffft...sure
Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
A. not a chance
DUMBOLOGY
Q: What is in your left pocket?
A. no pockets (or bra Kee..ha)
Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
A: in a stunned sort of way
Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
A: both
Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
A: stand
Q: Could you live with roommates?
A: other than Jeff, not a chance
Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
A: errr...3 or 4 depending on how many Riley has chewed today
Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
A: not since my teens
Q: What do you want to be when you grow up?
A: tall
Q.: Who is number 1 on your top 8?
A: errrrr...head hurts
Q: Last Friend you talked to?
A. Jeff this morning when he snorted and went back to sleep
Q: Last person who called u?
A: ma mommy
Q: Person you hugged?
A: ma mommy yesterday
FAVORITOLOGY
Q: Number?
A: 4
Q: Season?
A: Fall
CURRENTOLOGY
Q: Missing someone?
A: my daddy every day
Q: Mood?
A: brain addled
Q: Listening to?
A: Riley sigh contentedly behind me, greyhounds are LAZY
Q: Watching?
A. myself type this thing
Q: Worrying about?
A. that I have to get up and hang out the clothes
RANDOMOLOGY
Q: First place you went this morning?
A: TEA POT
Q: What can you not wait to do?
A: take a tylenol
Q: Do you smile often?
A: yes indeedy
Q: Are you a friendly person?
A: sometimes