So, we all know I'm on crack but some how this just really amused me from
http://www.subreality.com /glossary/terms.htm#W:
Woobie
2. in fandom and fanfiction circles,
“A character, usually male and good-looking, who is constantly be in a state of woe, misery, or sheer unlucky suckitude to a degree that fans want to figuratively scoop him up and cuddle him. . This causes friction when fans of normally “unwoobie” characters (ie. Lucius Malfoy) go wildly out of the canon way to concoct ways to make him/her a woobie and thus deserving of much mooshy sympathy.”
"sheer unlucky suckitude" bwahaha that phrase FTW.