Where the hookers at?
Last night Peter, Troy, Sarah, and I went to Hollywood on a hooker hunt. We didn't find any at first, so we decided to wait in the Hustler store for a while because everyone knows the hookers don't come out until later. haha.
I wanted a pair of pink, fluffy handcuffs but the stoooooopid Hustler store didn't have any. Don't they sound cool though? Peter liked the ass beads and forced Troy to use them on him. jk. Or am I? I guess you'll never know...
So then we get back in the car and continue our quest. We see all these slutty looking girls going to clubs but no fucking hookers!!!! grrrrr! So we just end up driving around in the sexy Camaro for a long time... going back and forth trying to find the beach.
So we give up because I have to go home soon anyways and eat at In n Out. I got two orders of animal style fries without the nasty thousand island sauce. They were delicious. And there was this scary drunk bum... he freaked me out. When we were leaving, we asked him to play us a song on his harmonica. He did and Peter and Troy, being the kindhearted boys that they are, gave him a bunch of money.
The End.
I wanted a pair of pink, fluffy handcuffs but the stoooooopid Hustler store didn't have any. Don't they sound cool though? Peter liked the ass beads and forced Troy to use them on him. jk. Or am I? I guess you'll never know...
So then we get back in the car and continue our quest. We see all these slutty looking girls going to clubs but no fucking hookers!!!! grrrrr! So we just end up driving around in the sexy Camaro for a long time... going back and forth trying to find the beach.
So we give up because I have to go home soon anyways and eat at In n Out. I got two orders of animal style fries without the nasty thousand island sauce. They were delicious. And there was this scary drunk bum... he freaked me out. When we were leaving, we asked him to play us a song on his harmonica. He did and Peter and Troy, being the kindhearted boys that they are, gave him a bunch of money.
The End.