i hate this song.
This song is stupid and horrible and I hate hate hate it... yet I am uncontrollably attracted to it and cannot stop listening.
oh god.. I hope I don't start singing it.
I have a new love- Angelina Fucking Jolie. She is drop dead gorgeous. I just watched Taking Lives today. It was so good. I won't ruin it for you all (not y'all). So go out and rent it now!! Rent Original Sin while you're at it... another wonderful movie starring the lovely Angelina.
A.J. : "Fuck you."
E.H. : "Fuck you? Yea, I did fuck you."
haha
You'll understand after you watch...
My mom burned me with a curling iron. hahaha bitch
I was curling my hair and that evil woman sharply yelled out my name, causing me to flinch. Consequentially, the piping hot curling iron got thrust against my neck and smoldered my tender, young flesh. I lie.. it didn't leave a mark. Lucky for her. If it did I, would have been forced to get even.
And I accidentally said "fuck you" to my parents real estate agent. Oh my... I hope he doesn't tell the rentals.
Allow me to explain...
The 569 phone rings; I pick it up expecting someone.
"Hi"
..silence..
"Hello?"
..silence.. then..
BEEP BEEP BEEEEEEEEEEP [[fax noises]]
The sudden loud beeping frightened me and hurt my ears so I yelled "FUCK YOU" at the phone.
Then the 556 phone rings and I pick up and it's the real estate agent! He's all.. "I uh.. heard your voice when I was trying to send a fax. Would you mind turning on the fax machine?"
hahahah maybe this is one of those you'd-have-had-to-have-been-there-to-understand situations, but it was so funny.
The End.
oh god.. I hope I don't start singing it.
I have a new love- Angelina Fucking Jolie. She is drop dead gorgeous. I just watched Taking Lives today. It was so good. I won't ruin it for you all (not y'all). So go out and rent it now!! Rent Original Sin while you're at it... another wonderful movie starring the lovely Angelina.
A.J. : "Fuck you."
E.H. : "Fuck you? Yea, I did fuck you."
haha
You'll understand after you watch...
My mom burned me with a curling iron. hahaha bitch
I was curling my hair and that evil woman sharply yelled out my name, causing me to flinch. Consequentially, the piping hot curling iron got thrust against my neck and smoldered my tender, young flesh. I lie.. it didn't leave a mark. Lucky for her. If it did I, would have been forced to get even.
And I accidentally said "fuck you" to my parents real estate agent. Oh my... I hope he doesn't tell the rentals.
Allow me to explain...
The 569 phone rings; I pick it up expecting someone.
"Hi"
..silence..
"Hello?"
..silence.. then..
BEEP BEEP BEEEEEEEEEEP [[fax noises]]
The sudden loud beeping frightened me and hurt my ears so I yelled "FUCK YOU" at the phone.
Then the 556 phone rings and I pick up and it's the real estate agent! He's all.. "I uh.. heard your voice when I was trying to send a fax. Would you mind turning on the fax machine?"
hahahah maybe this is one of those you'd-have-had-to-have-been-there-to-understand situations, but it was so funny.
The End.