I want eggs

Sep 07, 2004 18:20


I want some eggs, hashbrowns, and lots of tabasco sauce.  I want ice tea too.  I had a sandwich for lunch about 4 hours ago, and it had mass onions on it.  I can still taste onions in my mouth, and I brushed my teeth too!  I didn't eat much of anything for about 3 days, and now I'm making up for it.  Yesterday I baked and cooked, and cleaned, but I did almost no eating.   I baked an apple pie yesterday, because we had so many apples.  We still have about a box and a half of apples.  Applesauce anybody?

I got home from work today about 3pm-ish.  I ran in, flipped on the fans and the air conditoner, and stripped down to my drawahz.   I was laying there in my undies, on my bed, with the fans and air conditioner going and I thought "yes! this is the life."   I don't know what those people did hundreds, and thousands of years ago without air conditioning.  I turn into a little crazy woman when I have no way to cool down.  Oh btw, we got our summer back.  It went away for a while but now it's back, as usual.  September-early October, it'll still be warm here.

On the way home I drove by this huge pumpkin patch and I had to wonder what it must be like to be a pumpkin.  You're planted in a nice warm ground.  You're spoiled.  Watered..... weeded... given all the warm sunshine you can handle.  You get big n' fat, full of pumpkin meat (it is edible ya know), and then you're bought, carved, filled with a candle, and finally kicked into the street until your innerds are splattered all over the place.   I'm glad I'm not a pumpkin

I have a friend who grows pumpkins and sells them every fall to the grocery stores.  She has 4 dogs, who all take great glee in pissing all over the pumpkins as they grow.

I'm playing Iris.  I missed that song.  *happy sigh*
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