For those who missed it Top 12 Drivers on Letterman

Sep 10, 2008 11:26

The Top 12 Drivers in the Chase did the Top TWELVE On Letterman last night 9/9/08



THE "LATE SHOW" TOP TWELVE: "Perks of Being a NASCAR Driver"

As presented by the top 12 NASCAR drivers in the Chase for the Sprint Cup on the Tuesday, Sept. 9 broadcast of the "LATE SHOW with David Letterman":

12. Matt Kenseth: Crazy gas prices? I don’t care…I’m not payin’.

11. Kevin Harvick: Bring your helmet to Taco Bell and they’ll fill it up with guacamole, free.

10. Jeff Gordon: Don’t have to shave your body like Olympic swimmers. Although, why not?

9. Greg Biffle: Hasselhoff promised me one of those talking cars.

8. Tony Stewart: I use old checkered flags to make fabulous throw pillows.

7. Jeff Burton: There’s nothing like going through a car wash at 190 miles per hour.

6. Denny Hamlin: GPS underpants.

5. Clint Bowyer: Sorry, I forgot my joke - I was thinking about Jessica Alba - man she’s hot.

4. Dale Earnhardt, Jr.: Run out of olive oil? A little Quaker State will spruce up any salad.

3. Jimmie Johnson: Traveling to exotic locations like Martinsville, Virginia and Dover, Delaware.

2. Carl Edwards: At high school reunions, it’s fun to ask, “So what do you do for a living?”

1. Kyle Busch: After a race, your ass vibrates for days.

Also if you want to watch you can watch

Watch it here http://lateshow.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/#

and

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=aXZc1EJl8Q0

fuckin kbusch, jimmie johnson, jr, jeff gordon, nascar

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