ANYUNG!! ^_^
FUCK YEA JOURNAL!!!!
I've been quite chipper the past week. I give credit to my "friends", Avail and Pink Razors for kicking it off drrrrty style in the drrrtyness that is Gainesville, son.
Hearing the song "I Wanna Be a Homosexual" at a small house party was ABSOOLLLUUUTELY FAAAABBBUUULOUS as well (my attempt at gay humor).
I saw the movie Firewall with Harrison Ford. HAHA, piece of shit wouldn't even describe it. Here's one hilarious scene:
Bad Guy: Yummy Yum Yum, these cookies are fucking delicious. Man, Famous Amos knows how to make em.
Harrison Ford's Kid: Gee golly mister, those cookies look awfully good.
BG: Well, you want one little kid?
HFK: Gee mister, not sure.
BG: (whips out his erect penis) How bout a candy cane?
HFK: (nods head in excitement and smiles)
BG: Alright, let's do this in your dad's bad azz Chrysler. That beast is a 6.1 liter V8 that pushes out 425 hp. I might steal it after you slob on my knob.
You can use your imagination regarding the rest of the scene. I mean, how random is that scene? For a moment, the Chrysler wasn't the main focus of that scene.. what the eff?
Showed my friends the movie "Old Boy" as well. I'm very proud of that film. It makes me wish I was more "Korean" (whatever that means).
Maybe I'll work in a Chinese Restaurant.
I've been quite chipper the past week. I give credit to my "friends", Avail and Pink Razors for kicking it off drrrrty style in the drrrtyness that is Gainesville, son.
Hearing the song "I Wanna Be a Homosexual" at a small house party was ABSOOLLLUUUTELY FAAAABBBUUULOUS as well (my attempt at gay humor).
I saw the movie Firewall with Harrison Ford. HAHA, piece of shit wouldn't even describe it. Here's one hilarious scene:
Bad Guy: Yummy Yum Yum, these cookies are fucking delicious. Man, Famous Amos knows how to make em.
Harrison Ford's Kid: Gee golly mister, those cookies look awfully good.
BG: Well, you want one little kid?
HFK: Gee mister, not sure.
BG: (whips out his erect penis) How bout a candy cane?
HFK: (nods head in excitement and smiles)
BG: Alright, let's do this in your dad's bad azz Chrysler. That beast is a 6.1 liter V8 that pushes out 425 hp. I might steal it after you slob on my knob.
You can use your imagination regarding the rest of the scene. I mean, how random is that scene? For a moment, the Chrysler wasn't the main focus of that scene.. what the eff?
Showed my friends the movie "Old Boy" as well. I'm very proud of that film. It makes me wish I was more "Korean" (whatever that means).
Maybe I'll work in a Chinese Restaurant.