Do You Want To Go To The Seaside?
It was a good weekend. Spent a good deal of it drinking/drunk. Was at the beach yesterday as well with Dave n Mel which was goood. We had a fire and a picnic :D
Some quotes from the weekend just because they make me larf:
-'It tastes like melted angels'
-'The Catholic church frowns upon pog'
-'I had a list of things not to talk about on my date...I mentioned them all.'
-'Fuck me superbly'
-'His name is Barbara now'
'I like Babs more'
-'I'm breaking Mel's Fids virginity...I'll be gentle'
-'This is Mel'
'Who?'
'Oh shit sorry, Megan'
-'Mel looks like the rave left her behind'
-'You'd fuck her tiny body senseless'
'That was a bit graphic'
'Its all the fumes from that burning Ribena carton'
-'Would you rather be a mental or a physical cripple'
-'He's really worried about getting a goggly eye'
-'He just has a spazzy leg.'
-'Want to join Dave in the tent for a bit of French?'
-'We can get twelve steps...I think one should be about hobbies'
'Can one of the steps be having lots of sex?'
'Hmm...I think it should really be about hobbies'
'Can the hobby be having lots of sex?'
-'I wanted to say 'hear that hissing sound?...That's the sound of all the fun being sucked out of tonight.''
-'Matza balls and potato koogle'
-'I'm cutting the bad bits out the ham...eew no Dave don't eat them!'
-'Lets just burn the place'
-'Have you ever hugged Neil?'
So yeah. Good weekend.
Just read the homepage here, what is with lj going all Myspaz on our asses like 'every user will be in your friends group!!' I don't want every user in my friends group. I hate most people, I don't want them to have a fucking excuse to find me. Fucks sake lol.
And the fundamental question that's been puzzling me, is it wrong to fancy someone with a spazzy leg?
Luv n Spag Bol,
Chibs xxx
Some quotes from the weekend just because they make me larf:
-'It tastes like melted angels'
-'The Catholic church frowns upon pog'
-'I had a list of things not to talk about on my date...I mentioned them all.'
-'Fuck me superbly'
-'His name is Barbara now'
'I like Babs more'
-'I'm breaking Mel's Fids virginity...I'll be gentle'
-'This is Mel'
'Who?'
'Oh shit sorry, Megan'
-'Mel looks like the rave left her behind'
-'You'd fuck her tiny body senseless'
'That was a bit graphic'
'Its all the fumes from that burning Ribena carton'
-'Would you rather be a mental or a physical cripple'
-'He's really worried about getting a goggly eye'
-'He just has a spazzy leg.'
-'Want to join Dave in the tent for a bit of French?'
-'We can get twelve steps...I think one should be about hobbies'
'Can one of the steps be having lots of sex?'
'Hmm...I think it should really be about hobbies'
'Can the hobby be having lots of sex?'
-'I wanted to say 'hear that hissing sound?...That's the sound of all the fun being sucked out of tonight.''
-'Matza balls and potato koogle'
-'I'm cutting the bad bits out the ham...eew no Dave don't eat them!'
-'Lets just burn the place'
-'Have you ever hugged Neil?'
So yeah. Good weekend.
Just read the homepage here, what is with lj going all Myspaz on our asses like 'every user will be in your friends group!!' I don't want every user in my friends group. I hate most people, I don't want them to have a fucking excuse to find me. Fucks sake lol.
And the fundamental question that's been puzzling me, is it wrong to fancy someone with a spazzy leg?
Luv n Spag Bol,
Chibs xxx