'Is Her Hair Like That All Over?'
Haha last night was pretty epic. Me n Go went out during the day n saw Happy Feet (which is fucking awesum) and then went back to the flat and fannied about n then went out n met the cru n went drinkin. Haha the carnage that is 80p drinks in Bamboo. Aww dear, am suffering for it today, had a nice wee moment earlier where I lay in my room in the dark wit the curtains closed in silence. Twas bliss lol.
Quotes coz I'm lazy n they're epic:
-'MY GOD, WE MUST STOP ALL FISHING!'
-'...And he puts lubricant and condoms in my trolley...'
-'Why won't you let me steal the massive poster?'
-'What would you do if you woke up all covered in spunk?'
-'Which of these two would you rather shag?'
-'What would you do if you woke up all covered in mashed potato?'
-'What would you do if you woke up all covered in naked women?'
-'What would your perfect day be?'
-'Lets write lots of cautionary notes!'
-'I don't think I'm glittery on the inside'
-'Is her hair like that all over?'
'I'll let you know'
-'We're talking about how small your cock is'
-'The dj wouldn't sell me his hat for £25! Bastard!'
-'There are two words in this text that worry me'
'Are they jammies and huggle?'
'Yeah'
'You're a peado'
-'Its exactly the same!'
-'All this sexual innuendo'
'In YOUR end o' (man I'm an awesum drunk ;P)
-'Wait, gimme five minutes...'
#comes back with towels and wine#
'Very funny'
-'Gordon! I can't unbutton my jeans! Help!'
- #sings#'I'm bringing nineties back!'
-'Look at my pure ghetto bangles'
'Now thats a nineties word- bangles'
-'You should team up with whoever wrote that 'green' thing, you guys would be an unstoppable force'
-'My perfect day I think would actually involve them having a fight to the death, then the other stuff, then the pjs and tea combo'
Good times.
I need sleep.
Ugh.
Luv n Spag Bol,
Chibs xxx
Quotes coz I'm lazy n they're epic:
-'MY GOD, WE MUST STOP ALL FISHING!'
-'...And he puts lubricant and condoms in my trolley...'
-'Why won't you let me steal the massive poster?'
-'What would you do if you woke up all covered in spunk?'
-'Which of these two would you rather shag?'
-'What would you do if you woke up all covered in mashed potato?'
-'What would you do if you woke up all covered in naked women?'
-'What would your perfect day be?'
-'Lets write lots of cautionary notes!'
-'I don't think I'm glittery on the inside'
-'Is her hair like that all over?'
'I'll let you know'
-'We're talking about how small your cock is'
-'The dj wouldn't sell me his hat for £25! Bastard!'
-'There are two words in this text that worry me'
'Are they jammies and huggle?'
'Yeah'
'You're a peado'
-'Its exactly the same!'
-'All this sexual innuendo'
'In YOUR end o' (man I'm an awesum drunk ;P)
-'Wait, gimme five minutes...'
#comes back with towels and wine#
'Very funny'
-'Gordon! I can't unbutton my jeans! Help!'
- #sings#'I'm bringing nineties back!'
-'Look at my pure ghetto bangles'
'Now thats a nineties word- bangles'
-'You should team up with whoever wrote that 'green' thing, you guys would be an unstoppable force'
-'My perfect day I think would actually involve them having a fight to the death, then the other stuff, then the pjs and tea combo'
Good times.
I need sleep.
Ugh.
Luv n Spag Bol,
Chibs xxx