i got this in a email...thought it was cute
>Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the
>top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good
>ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
>Instead, they just take the rotten apples from the ground
>that aren't as good, but easy.......
>
>The apples at the top think something is wrong with them,
>when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait
>for the right man to come along, the one who's brave
>enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.
>
>Share this with other women who are good apples, even those
>who have already been picked!
>
>Now Men.... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes,
>and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until
>they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
>top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good
>ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
>Instead, they just take the rotten apples from the ground
>that aren't as good, but easy.......
>
>The apples at the top think something is wrong with them,
>when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait
>for the right man to come along, the one who's brave
>enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.
>
>Share this with other women who are good apples, even those
>who have already been picked!
>
>Now Men.... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes,
>and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until
>they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.