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stupidness of the day
shard O'glass
i dont know if they are serious...they cant be...can they...its JUST a joke RIGHT!
Prolonged usage of our glass pops can result in serious internal organ deterioration and/or failure, gum cancer and other oral maladies. Roughly one-third of our consumers are afflicted with the most serious side-effect from using our product: death. The glass freeze pop watch groups estimate that our pops kill as many as 440,000 Americans every year - some 1,200 every single day.
Our loyal customers write to us all the time and tell us how addicted they are to our glass freeze pops. We think it's because of our delicious, fruit-based flavors and quality glass shards. But there's also the nicotine. Nicotine is an addictive substance found in every Shards O' Glass Freeze Pop. We now agree with the overwhelming medical and scientific consensus that nicotine is addictive.
It can be very difficult to quit our Shards O' Glass freeze pops, but it should not deter lickers who want to quit from trying to do so.
We now agree with the overwhelming medical and scientific consensus that eating glass freeze pops can be dangerous. Those who eat glass freeze pops are far more likely to develop shards-related ailments than those who don't eat them.
i think its something for smoking cigerettes