I have bad news.
I've reached an all-time low. I just spent the past two hours entering as many sweepstakes/giveaways as humanly possible. If all goes well, I will be winning a trip to Paris, New York City, a pair of glasses, an elliptecal machine, a $250 gift certificate to a pet-care company, a one year gift certificate to Nobody Outcleans the Maids, a new kitchen, a cruise to the Bahamas, a cable organizer, a hoopnotica (I'm not sure what that is), a ceiling fan, a shawl, a Laura Dahl long-sleeved shirt, a collection of lubriderm and olay products, a hair straightener, a vacuum cleaner (!), a watch, a Blackberry, and a trip to the U.S. National Whitewater Center in Charlotte, North Carolina.
Oh. And a Jill Stuart prom dress.
That's right. Laugh it up. But I'm not taking any of you to North Carolina.