justprompts Ten ways to end a relationship & a meme

[luthor_legacy]

Only ten

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[manorly_wayne]

All of my relationships have ended because I'm perpetually late.

You don't want any questions, Lex?

[luthor_legacy]

Does Vesper mind?

I've edited it. Now I have to think of suitable questions.
Hopefully that won't lead to bloodshed.

[manorly_wayne]

You're on a first name basis with my girlfriend, Lex?

I really can't speak for her. She's the brains of the operation.

Though our numerous and well documented arguments would indicated: Yes. She does mind.

You're easy to convince.

[luthor_legacy]

I can't resist TMZ.

That's often the case.

I've never been accused.

[manorly_wayne]

I don't blame you for following my press. I photograph well.

And the way I like it.

Perhaps it's just my spectacular powers of persuasion.

[luthor_legacy]

Actually I'm stalking RPattz.

Something we have in common.

[manorly_wayne]

He's so... unkempt.