And a very enthusiastic “你好“ to you, too!
Best picture I've ever seen of the ol' Gate of Heavenly Peace.
I think I can caption it, too:
Guard 1: That's just not right.
Guard 2: Maybe, but no straight girl would go for you, either.
or
Guard 1: What do you mean, 'we should' too?
Guard 2: Trust me, the tourists'll pay big to see it.
Chairman Mao: *iz moar dead*