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I am starting to think my parents were not so crazy when they had an intervention for me this weekend.
I promised myself that I wouldn't drink a bottle of wine tonight, but guess what? I did.
I have lost 20 pounds, I smoke more than ever, I drink a bottle of wine or 6 pack every night. I hook up with guys whose names I don't know (in my defense, I have become REALLY TERRIBLE WITH NAMES SO BAD.)
I guess my day could have been worse. I worked amazingly un-hungover (amazing because I used to get hangovers but now I never do... I might be going to work drunk, not really sure), I volunteered at the town library for a few hours, and I came home to my wine and streaming Netflix (thank you roommate!)
My true victory today was that I did not hook up with any of my neighbors while watching Nicktoons tonight. And the fact that I consider this a "victory" is terrible and terrifying.
Oh, and I kept race out of it for a long time (24 hours) but the neighbor I made out with for 12 seconds is TOTALLY BLACK! I am so progressive slash I would have made out with anyone who talked to me regardless of skin color. Unfortunately I will have to see him again because I let him borrow my blu-ray copy of Up. Also HE LIVES ACROSS THE FUCKING STREET I WILL ALWAYS SEE HIM IN FACT I SAW HIM TODAY BUT DID NOT INITIATE CONVERSATION.
Also, I think I've mentioned this to pretty much everyone at this point, but something I've learned from "getting around" the past month is that literally every guy in Boston smokes weed. I'm talking 100% of the guys I've met do it. If only I were still in that place in my life, I would get stoned ALL THE TIME FOR FREE. I guess I have that going for me: regardless of how much I hate my life right now, I'm still not smoking pot. Go me?
I promised myself that I wouldn't drink a bottle of wine tonight, but guess what? I did.
I have lost 20 pounds, I smoke more than ever, I drink a bottle of wine or 6 pack every night. I hook up with guys whose names I don't know (in my defense, I have become REALLY TERRIBLE WITH NAMES SO BAD.)
I guess my day could have been worse. I worked amazingly un-hungover (amazing because I used to get hangovers but now I never do... I might be going to work drunk, not really sure), I volunteered at the town library for a few hours, and I came home to my wine and streaming Netflix (thank you roommate!)
My true victory today was that I did not hook up with any of my neighbors while watching Nicktoons tonight. And the fact that I consider this a "victory" is terrible and terrifying.
Oh, and I kept race out of it for a long time (24 hours) but the neighbor I made out with for 12 seconds is TOTALLY BLACK! I am so progressive slash I would have made out with anyone who talked to me regardless of skin color. Unfortunately I will have to see him again because I let him borrow my blu-ray copy of Up. Also HE LIVES ACROSS THE FUCKING STREET I WILL ALWAYS SEE HIM IN FACT I SAW HIM TODAY BUT DID NOT INITIATE CONVERSATION.
Also, I think I've mentioned this to pretty much everyone at this point, but something I've learned from "getting around" the past month is that literally every guy in Boston smokes weed. I'm talking 100% of the guys I've met do it. If only I were still in that place in my life, I would get stoned ALL THE TIME FOR FREE. I guess I have that going for me: regardless of how much I hate my life right now, I'm still not smoking pot. Go me?