Holy fucking shit you guys! Read the comments on this post! aphexmandelbrot is my new love. He/she should be the lj user of the fucking year! (No sarcasm was intended in the posting of this entry.)
Also - just to clear up any prior confusion - I do, indeed, have a penis. I think. If only I could maintain longer and fuller erections.. then I'd be on track... And more length.. and better yet -girth-. That would fucking rock my ass to peices.
But would they make it in a pill form that I could take only once a day - and see instant results within the next week and a half?
And one that doesn't involve using a traffic cone to funnel hot tar up my ass?
...nevermind. keep the last one. I actually don't mind small sacrifices for the good of my dong in the longrun.
I really had nothing important to say other than that I was male, so here are some pretty pictures.
9//111 NEVEER4GET
SUPAR POWERUP NEVAR4GET!/1/1/
OH YEAH NEVER4GET!!!!11!!
And unrelated:
Friends list = piss in the ocean (Reason):
Sorry to flood your comments, hombre. Computer-lab between classes sometimes serves only to profit the person who is bored and without the drive to actually go back to work on research papers.
And more length.. and better yet -girth-.
That would fucking rock my ass to peices.
But would they make it in a pill form that I could take only once a day - and see instant results within the next week and a half?
And one that doesn't involve using a traffic cone to funnel hot tar up my ass?
...nevermind. keep the last one. I actually don't mind small sacrifices for the good of my dong in the longrun.
I really had nothing important to say other than that I was male, so here are some pretty pictures.
9//111 NEVEER4GET
SUPAR POWERUP NEVAR4GET!/1/1/
OH YEAH NEVER4GET!!!!11!!
And unrelated:
Friends list = piss in the ocean
(Reason):
Sorry to flood your comments, hombre. Computer-lab between classes sometimes serves only to profit the person who is bored and without the drive to actually go back to work on research papers.
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