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[lustmordred]

The phrase "quivering hole" and variations thereof is the stuff of nightmares. I have just been accidentally and painfully reminded of this. Thank you ever so much, Harry Potter fandom.

EWEWEWEWEWEWEW!!!!! x infinity.

Comments

[big_heart_june]

christ, i hate that. just like "puckered entrance" ffs.

[lustmordred]

YES! And when they start talking about the pucker unfurling etc.

*gag*

Yuck, for real. And also? Highly unrealistic. I imagine a scared little animal rather like a gerbil hiding there in Harry Potter's ass. It's a sad and tragic picture :'(

Love your icon :D Sam Winchester most definitely does NOT approve of this message, heh.

[big_heart_june]

Oh man, scarred for life here! damn.

Ahaha, i have so much love for that scene and icon!

[lustmordred]

It's from Mystery Spot, yeah? I love that ep. It was both hilarious and really sad--very hard thing to pull off I would imagine.

[portraitofafool]

You know what else gets me? "Throbbing members" and cocks that ooze, leak or dribble precome. The first two make me think of pus-y infected sores and the last makes me think that perhaps the peen in question would fare much better in a convalescent home. :|

[lustmordred]

It all sounds very painful, yeah. Not at all sexy and sometimes the stuff of really bad romance novels of DOOM.

Also, when there is flooding. Because you know what? If your boyfriend/fuck of the moment comes so much that there is a biblical flood, you might want to reduce your dose, I'm just saying. Drugs are bad, mkay?

[portraitofafool]

And feels the need to expound on the size and girth of said firehose cock via dialog constructed of badly written Irish vernacular and just...

Yeah.

Someone should take that one's keyboard away from her.

Also, never forget the sobbing while they come... actually crying because the experience of having their pulsating man-hose flooding their ass with hot, hot love juice is that beautiful.

OH! And fainting. There's always fainting. Good ol', Stevie, he never fails to amuse with his Mary Sueness. Poor Markese though. *shakes head*