Fic(let): Stephen Hawking is an Idiot (Sherlock/John, PG)

[lustmordred]

Title: Stephen Hawking is an Idiot
Fandom: Sherlock
Pairing: Sherlock/John
Rated: PG
Warnings: None
Word Count: 900
Notes: I wrote this for a prompt over at comment_fic and it just sort of (a little bit) got away from me so I'm just posting it. The prompt was the movie title Frequently Asked Questions About Time Travel.

Comments

[sallycandance]

Mwahaha! So very, very them... Loved this! But I do feel sorry that John can't spend his day off in bed with Sherlock - hope sherlock will make up for this later that night ^.~

[lustmordred]

Thanks. I've actually never written this fandom before, only thought about it at great length. This was a lot of fun and hopefully a nudge in the right direction that will lead to something longer eventually--where they stay in bed, perhaps. Hehe.

[portraitofafool]

I know nothing about the fandom aside from what you've told me and the fic you've sent my way to keep me entertained.

I do, however, know an amusing story when I find it. I loved the humor in this and the rhythm--I totally saw/felt how frenetic Sherlock is. Like a ping pong ball gone rogue.

This is cool. Now go write more. *pushes at you* Mooove, goddamnit. Okay, I'm tired and I give up for now. But I'm just saying, do it (but not like Nike).

[lustmordred]

I will eventually be sending it to you, but atm (and you will not believe this except maybe actually yes) the post office is out of the flat rate box I need to send you the accumulated crap now sitting on my desk.

Thanks, I'm glad you thought it was funny. It's supposed to be, so \o/ The character is himself one of those who is funny without actually meaning to be--and probably not funny to those right in front of him--so of course he's fun to write. The way he is, though, it's hard to believe that John didn't believe he could be using drugs. I mean ffs, the guy is practically the definition of a coke head when you take out all the smart shit he says.

I probably will do it and likely very soon because look, there's a baby ficlet and that's what happens. And why not like Nike? I mean, they're popular, they're successful, and I would imagine, though I've never owned a pair, they make damn fine shoes. I could do worse than Nike.

[portraitofafool]

I've always found Nikes to be rather uncomfortable actually and they make my not huge feet look gigantic. It's fail across the board. But I was thinking more along the lines of copyright infringement. "Just Do It" is very well known slogan. Besides, I was tired like I said. I sat up and wrote 4,000 words of kinky sex. *headdesk*

Yea! \o/ Stuff for me! And fuck the post office. I say you demand they procure the necessary boxes right away so that I may have my things. Bastards. Don't they know how much I like getting mail?? They are depriving me. *grumbles*

[lustmordred]

Your not huge feet look weird and out of proportion on you anyway, so I wouldn't worry about it too much. But as I said, I never had a pair so I don't know about the comfort of them--which would be way more important to me anyway. Had a few pairs of Adidas though and I loved those shoes.

Wow at the off topic-ness of that ^^

They'll get them eventually. The post office lady told me she'd be ordering some soon.

[durffy]

AHAHAHAHAAAA!!!! This was wonderful!! You had the voices down so perfectly!!

Much, much love for this ficlet!! Looking forward to more!!!

[lustmordred]

Thank you :D

[gestaltrose]

Very much in character. I love it.

[lustmordred]

Thanks.

[oteap]

this is seriously awesome, perfectly funny and in-character! *loves*

you just made my day. thank you so much! :D

[lustmordred]

I'm so glad you liked it :D