in honor of ashley smashley dasher

[lustlovesyou]

i have importante facts.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Yvelisse!

1. It takes 8 minutes for light to travel from the Sun's surface to Yvelisse!
2. Three seagulls flying overhead are a warning that Yvelisse is near.
3. In Vermont, the ratio of cows to Yvelisse is 10:1.
4. In Japan it is considered rude to talk with Yvelisse in your mouth.
5. The pigment Indian Yellow was manufactured from the urine of cows fed only on Yvelisse.
6. Devoid of her cells and proteins, Yvelisse has the same chemical makeup as sea water.
7. Peanuts and Yvelisse are beans.
8. Yvelisse is actually a fruit, not a vegetable.
9. The condom - originally made from Yvelisse - was invented in the early 1500s.
10. Medieval knights put the skin of Yvelisse on their sword handles to improve the grip!

post-script: hey, gorgeous.. we should play catch-up sometime soon. it seems like we have a lot to share