sweet dreams are made of this~
ok i love talking about weird dreams and last night's was pretty fucking strange so i am here to tell you all about it.
so i was watching some film and my mum came into the room and was like "oh i used to love this film. did you know about all the urban legends? i was rly into that stuff when i went thru my ~occult phase~" (wat. my mum is like nothing like that) so then she showed me all these like hidden messages and stuff that all linked with these other films or something. then she was like "wow, i forgot how interesting this all is. i used to perform séances a lot when i was younger. want to do one now?" and i was like "wat? omg no that is so scary" but she did it anyway when i wasn't looking.
then i went outside and my friends from school just happened to be there and we started talking. so then my mum comes runs out of the house screaming "RUN! RUN!" and like some psycho bitch ghost comes chasing her out of the house screaming, and she was fucking scary she had like crazy eyes and hair and was all rotten so we all fucking ran like the wind. we ran down a bunch of alleyways but i was slower than everyone so i started to fall behind and she was catching up and i was freaking out so i started like pushing against the walls which made me faster somehow. then i caught up with everyone and we were in someone's back garden and we had to climb on top of their shed to escape. but then the ghost bitch came out of this alley and was like "oh fuck that, i cba anymore" or something and just walked off.
then someone said something rude about her, idr what it was and so she came running back out after us again and everyone was like freaking the fuck out and we didn't know where to go and i started climbing up this big metal chain-link fence and the bitch chased me up and grabbed me and pulled me down. i was like "ah fuck i am going to die now awesome" but then i realised she was beneath me so i pushed her head downwards with my elbow so she hit the ground headfirst and her head just burst open and sprayed brains everywhere and her body broke my fall.
so i was the fucking hero, how fucking fierce am i? like i could be an action hero or some shit, that's how fierce i am.
tl;dr i know
tell me about weird dreams you've had if you want.
so i was watching some film and my mum came into the room and was like "oh i used to love this film. did you know about all the urban legends? i was rly into that stuff when i went thru my ~occult phase~" (wat. my mum is like nothing like that) so then she showed me all these like hidden messages and stuff that all linked with these other films or something. then she was like "wow, i forgot how interesting this all is. i used to perform séances a lot when i was younger. want to do one now?" and i was like "wat? omg no that is so scary" but she did it anyway when i wasn't looking.
then i went outside and my friends from school just happened to be there and we started talking. so then my mum comes runs out of the house screaming "RUN! RUN!" and like some psycho bitch ghost comes chasing her out of the house screaming, and she was fucking scary she had like crazy eyes and hair and was all rotten so we all fucking ran like the wind. we ran down a bunch of alleyways but i was slower than everyone so i started to fall behind and she was catching up and i was freaking out so i started like pushing against the walls which made me faster somehow. then i caught up with everyone and we were in someone's back garden and we had to climb on top of their shed to escape. but then the ghost bitch came out of this alley and was like "oh fuck that, i cba anymore" or something and just walked off.
then someone said something rude about her, idr what it was and so she came running back out after us again and everyone was like freaking the fuck out and we didn't know where to go and i started climbing up this big metal chain-link fence and the bitch chased me up and grabbed me and pulled me down. i was like "ah fuck i am going to die now awesome" but then i realised she was beneath me so i pushed her head downwards with my elbow so she hit the ground headfirst and her head just burst open and sprayed brains everywhere and her body broke my fall.
so i was the fucking hero, how fucking fierce am i? like i could be an action hero or some shit, that's how fierce i am.
tl;dr i know
tell me about weird dreams you've had if you want.