best song ever.

[lust_for_me]

Larry Bird's Erotic Dance Machine
Music: Ziegler, Guzman
Lyrics: Ziegler, Guzman

Larry Bird's Erotic Dance Machine
Ya know what ya get when ya play with me
Larry Bird's Erotic Dance Machine
And I'm the best 'cause I'm #33

I lost my job to the dance machine
I lost my soul to the dance machine
I lost my girl to the dance machine
I can't go home to the dance machine

I lost my cash to the dance machine
I lost my pubes to the dance machine
I lost my home to the dance machine
And now I'm stuck to the dance machine

Larry Bird's Erotic Dance Machine
Ya know what ya get when ya play with me
Larry Bird's Erotic Dance Machine
And I'm the best 'cause I'm #33

I can't go home to the dance machine
I'm now a slave to the dance machine
The buttons and gears of the dance machine
Have left me dry to the dance machine

"Wait a minute...what's goin on here?"
"I lost my pubes...to the dance machine!"
"Hey Kev...help me here, please I'm begging you!"
"Larry Bird!!"
"This one's for you!"

Larry Bird's Erotic Dance Machine
Ya know what ya get when ya play with me
Larry Bird's Erotic Dance Machine
And I'm the best 'cause I'm #33