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Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely busy devotee this year.
In November, I rescued
ginevra007 from being sacrificed (-200 points). In September, I fed
mohnkern to a Shoggoth (250 points). In February, I made a burnt offering to the Dead Dreamer (100 points). When the stars were right, I prepared an ocean voyage to R'lyeh (200 points). In August, I exposed
muskrat_john to soul-rending horrors (250 points). In July, I stopped
fuctbydesign from defiling Lovecraft's grave (-20 points).
In short, I have been very good (580 points) and deserve to get hooked up with one of those cute Innsmouthers.
Your humble and obedient servant,
Lusorius
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