Oh God....
Last night was...
I bought this dress I couldn't afford in order to impress a guy at our staff Holiday party. I looked really nice and was incredibly nervous. After about two hours of waiting for him by the bar I found out....he's vacationing in Honduras. So I sat there, drunk as hell on scotch, and told everyone..bosses, coworkers...that I bought a dress for a guy who didn't show up. Now everyone knows, and I was a drunken mess. I don't remember half the night, I think I told my boss about a porn I saw with double fisting. blah. Anywho, the best part is I wandered onto to 2 train, which goes nowhere near my neighborhood, and cried on the train for an hour. When I came to, everyone was staring at the drunk girl in a party dress who was crying. Someone said "mam, are you lost". All I could do was nodd. He redirected me and looked sort of upset for my behaf. Well, this morning I'm a hot hungover mess. The End.
I bought this dress I couldn't afford in order to impress a guy at our staff Holiday party. I looked really nice and was incredibly nervous. After about two hours of waiting for him by the bar I found out....he's vacationing in Honduras. So I sat there, drunk as hell on scotch, and told everyone..bosses, coworkers...that I bought a dress for a guy who didn't show up. Now everyone knows, and I was a drunken mess. I don't remember half the night, I think I told my boss about a porn I saw with double fisting. blah. Anywho, the best part is I wandered onto to 2 train, which goes nowhere near my neighborhood, and cried on the train for an hour. When I came to, everyone was staring at the drunk girl in a party dress who was crying. Someone said "mam, are you lost". All I could do was nodd. He redirected me and looked sort of upset for my behaf. Well, this morning I'm a hot hungover mess. The End.