I never been to one of these malls...it's big!
I learned a valuble lesson yesterday: If a stripclub is offering no cover...then it's for a good reason. Yesterday Dann, Chris, Candie and I hung out all day, it was splendid. Not only have I not had a day off from work to hang out, but I got to go with someone I hadn't seen in a while. We ate lunch at Taco Bell, walked around the Galleria, got Dann to call in sick and then decided to go to Legends at 5pm. We hit up a Shell, grabbed some drinks and headed on over. Even though there was no cover, we had to each buy a drink..a soda that cost $6. Assholes.
We sat in the very front, getting a fantastic view of a very chubby mexican girl, a 50 year old asian and a coked out girl that looked like Frida Kahlo with short hair. Only these three girls nothing more, nothing less. Two of the girls didn't even dance (the 50 year old and Frida), they just looked at themselves in the mirror or did some weird meditation to Prodigy. And when the chubby girl did dance, it was the nastiest thing I had ever seen. (The proof is can be found in the second stall, full of Candie's puke.) Hopefully Dann's birthday will be better when we go to Colorado and get the strippers to dance to JonBenet. No fatties please.
I'm so sick of having goosebumps. I want warm weather and I want it now.
We sat in the very front, getting a fantastic view of a very chubby mexican girl, a 50 year old asian and a coked out girl that looked like Frida Kahlo with short hair. Only these three girls nothing more, nothing less. Two of the girls didn't even dance (the 50 year old and Frida), they just looked at themselves in the mirror or did some weird meditation to Prodigy. And when the chubby girl did dance, it was the nastiest thing I had ever seen. (The proof is can be found in the second stall, full of Candie's puke.) Hopefully Dann's birthday will be better when we go to Colorado and get the strippers to dance to JonBenet. No fatties please.
I'm so sick of having goosebumps. I want warm weather and I want it now.