i <3 drunk boys with cell phones
saturday night, i get a call from a friend. his name is joe, and here's the convo!
me-hi!
joe-where are you?
me-i'm sick!
joe- OH! i'm in the back of a mini-van, and drunk. i can't hear you over the blues (there was NO music playing)
me-oh.
joe- soooooo, you've got the flu, huh?
me-no, i've got allergies.
joe-only one cure for the flu. vitamin wang.
me-oh. have you tried this?
joe-only one cure for the flu.
me-well how about vitamin c?
joe-you should come visit me this week, so i can do bad things to you.
me-hahahaha, oh really? like what?
joe-you don't love me because i'm drunk.
me-yea, something like that.
joe-YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!! WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME HARDCORE?!?!?!
me-how much did you drink tonight?
joe-i've gotta go,my buddies want to know who i'm talking to.
three hours later, the phone rings and wakes me up out of my benedryl enduced slumber.
me-what?
joe-brooke?
me-yes
joe-i'm going to go.
ha, amusing to no end.
me-hi!
joe-where are you?
me-i'm sick!
joe- OH! i'm in the back of a mini-van, and drunk. i can't hear you over the blues (there was NO music playing)
me-oh.
joe- soooooo, you've got the flu, huh?
me-no, i've got allergies.
joe-only one cure for the flu. vitamin wang.
me-oh. have you tried this?
joe-only one cure for the flu.
me-well how about vitamin c?
joe-you should come visit me this week, so i can do bad things to you.
me-hahahaha, oh really? like what?
joe-you don't love me because i'm drunk.
me-yea, something like that.
joe-YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!! WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME HARDCORE?!?!?!
me-how much did you drink tonight?
joe-i've gotta go,my buddies want to know who i'm talking to.
three hours later, the phone rings and wakes me up out of my benedryl enduced slumber.
me-what?
joe-brooke?
me-yes
joe-i'm going to go.
ha, amusing to no end.