morning-drunk
What does your roommate do on a bad day? Mine shows up with a case....A CASE... of fucking Olde English. That makes twelve. For those of you that were not here my freshman year of college, i got drunk on old E every day over the course of a month long period. Drinking that shit brings back horrible memories of washing away my sorrows in malt liquor, you know like a gangsta. Besides that fact, yesterday was international talk like a pirate day.
WE WERE SUPPOSED TO DRINK RUM.
And now, its eleven in the morning and i am still thoroughly wasted. Because there are only six forties left in my fridge. Fortune, you are a cruel bitch.
WE WERE SUPPOSED TO DRINK RUM.
And now, its eleven in the morning and i am still thoroughly wasted. Because there are only six forties left in my fridge. Fortune, you are a cruel bitch.