you are a spangled dishwasher

[lush_anonymous]

ho-lee shiet.  today i continue the current trend of smoking absurd amounts of marijuana and taking aspirin because i am COVERED in bruises.  the one on my leg is the biggest  i ever seent!  srsly my whole shin is black.  kevin martin kicked me in the head too.  no bruise, but my jaw certainly hurts today!  that was a first for me.

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[pyromog]

jeez how big was it. thats what she said

[lush_anonymous]

only 80g

[pyromog]

oh weird i figured it'd be bossa nova like the rest of your crushinator

[lush_anonymous]

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