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[luscious_m]

Granger has shown an interest in spiky beds and strokage.

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I find this... interesting...

Comments

[notaknowitall]

I've changed my mind. Neither of these things interest me.
In fact, they interest me about as much as your pimp cane, which, frankly, I'd like to shove inside an unknown orifice of yours.

I am convinced you jinxed me last night because that's my excuse.

[luscious_m]

And I quote, "they interest me as much as your pimp cane". You didn't mention how interested you were in the pimp cane, now did you.

I did not put you under Imperius, and I did not jinx you.

[notaknowitall]

I am not at all interesting in your pimp cane. At all. Really.

[luscious_m]

Since you used 'really', I'm very sure you are trying to convince yourself, more than you are trying to convince me.

[crimson_keeper]

You better keep your bloody hands off her! I don't care who you are! You messed with my family once, don't ever do it again!

And yes, Hermione is my family and more--SO BACK OFF!

[luscious_m]

'Family and more'?

[glower_power1]

Perhaps they're doing an incest role-play?

[crimson_keeper]

NO!! That's just for evil bastards like you and your lover.

[ard_wheezes]

Wow, for once Ron has a valid point...LEAVE HERMIONE ALONE YOU SICK BASTARDS!

[luscious_m]

Did I once mention I wanted to not leave her alone? My exact words were 'I find this... interesting'. And calling us sick bastards is not a very strategic move, even if you're not in school anymore.

[tornprinceharry]

You tell them George!

[luscious_m]

Potter, Weasley has left school. You have not. That was not a wise move.