I was never too keen on Hal Sparks but...he amuses me :]
I know, I know, its a little late for me to come up with
http://outandaboutnewspaper.com/article.php?id=1615interview
but, the big Hal fan in me *coughs* only read it now.
Since you can't copy and paste from that site, and i haven't much time to rewrite Hal's elaborated answers, have to say that the answer to the 5th question is an Hal's classic and the proof (if you still doubted) that Hal can, no matter what the question is, finish all answers by stating how straight his straight life his. He's simply genius! Also, the answer to the if you had a "man-crush" who would you say you have a man crush on? can you all guess who Hal said? Fantastic! five points!
Now, even though Hal is one of the most misunderstood comedians in my book, have to give kudos to the subtle comic vein of the interviewer for, by the end of the interview, still asking Hal if he has ever been with a guy in any way?!?!
Absolutely...mesmerizing...Hal Sparks and his new hair :|