Crack fic for Codiasi
Pairing: Codiasi
Rating: T
Warning: Mention of cross-dressing, kinks, and sillness
A/N: Kind of just wrote this for the heck of it... Don't expect anything great cause I literally wrote this in about less than 15mins.
It could be said that Cody Rhodes had the most dangerous puppy dog eyes in the WWE world (not that that’s saying much when his competition consists of Triple H & Mark Henry…). Ted DiBiase would go on to say that Rhodes had the most devastating puppy dog face in the entire world. He would tell you that the combination of those pouty lips and wide blue eyes masked with innocence could bring a god to their knees and make a saint sin. However, Ted would also go on to say that Cody didn’t always use his powers for good…
“Pleeease Teddy-bear? Just one time?” And this was one of those times.
Attempting to avoid the sight of that face he knew was being used against him, Ted tried to keep his mouth set in a thin line, despite the urge it had to curl up at the term of endearment from the younger man.
“I’ve already said no and I’m not going to change my mind Codes.”
Hearing the irritated stomp of a foot, Ted could just picture the cute furrowed brow his boyfriend must be giving him now.
“That’s not fair! Why is it that when you want to do something kinky its fine and dandy, but when I give it a shot you act like I’m crazy?”
Ted lips quirked a bit down at that, understanding he was maybe being a bit unreasonable. But still…
“If you wanted to get chains or whips out it’d be fine, but I don’t feel comfortable with screwing you while I have a paper bag over my head!”
Oh boy, Ted didn’t have to see Cody’s face to know he was glaring now.
“Comfortable?!? You want to talk about comfortable? I wore a skirt for you, man! With a thong! You think that was comfy? Hell no! But I did it because you thought it’d be so hot to fuck me in one.”
Ted’s pants grew a little tighter at the reminder of that night… No, focus DiBiase! Can’t show any weakness right now.
“If I recall correctly, you weren’t exactly complaining that night.”
The irritation emitting from Cody was more potent than ever.
“Ugh, that’s beside the point! The fact is you owe me Teddy. A kink for a kink. And if you can’t pay up, you can forget about seeing that denim skirt or lacy blue thong ever again.”
Shifting restlessly on his feet, Ted couldn’t help but feel his resolve start to crumble. DiBiase, stop thinking with your dick! Stay strong!
Ignoring the fact that his inner voice eerily sounded like Randy, Ted tried to keep his voice nonchalant as he said, “C’mon Coddles, don’t you have something else you’d rather me do than wear a silly bag over my head?”
Ted hadn’t even got the last word out of his mouth before his chin was gripped roughly and jerked forward. Bringing his vision to the one thing he knew his resolve would never be able to handle.
Eyes blazing a fiery blue and lips pulled back in a snarl, Cody let out the next words with a fierce rumble that would have made their former mentor proud. “Oh, I have plenty of things I can think of. However, right now you’re going to put on one of my paper bags and then proceed to fuck me through the mattress until I tell you to stop. Understand?”
Mouth dry and pants tighter than ever, Ted barely managed to choke out a, “Gotcha.”
As if the word held some sort of magic, Cody immediately dropped his chin and gave a large, warm smile as if the last five minutes never happened.
“Thanks Teddy-bear! You’re the best! Now you go ahead and strip while I get your bag.”
Only able to nod dumbly at his boyfriend’s retreating figure, Ted began to unbutton his jeans for some much needed release.
Cody Rhodes' puppy dog eyes are dangerous, but his angry face…holy shit that face was a killer.
Rating: T
Warning: Mention of cross-dressing, kinks, and sillness
A/N: Kind of just wrote this for the heck of it... Don't expect anything great cause I literally wrote this in about less than 15mins.
It could be said that Cody Rhodes had the most dangerous puppy dog eyes in the WWE world (not that that’s saying much when his competition consists of Triple H & Mark Henry…). Ted DiBiase would go on to say that Rhodes had the most devastating puppy dog face in the entire world. He would tell you that the combination of those pouty lips and wide blue eyes masked with innocence could bring a god to their knees and make a saint sin. However, Ted would also go on to say that Cody didn’t always use his powers for good…
“Pleeease Teddy-bear? Just one time?” And this was one of those times.
Attempting to avoid the sight of that face he knew was being used against him, Ted tried to keep his mouth set in a thin line, despite the urge it had to curl up at the term of endearment from the younger man.
“I’ve already said no and I’m not going to change my mind Codes.”
Hearing the irritated stomp of a foot, Ted could just picture the cute furrowed brow his boyfriend must be giving him now.
“That’s not fair! Why is it that when you want to do something kinky its fine and dandy, but when I give it a shot you act like I’m crazy?”
Ted lips quirked a bit down at that, understanding he was maybe being a bit unreasonable. But still…
“If you wanted to get chains or whips out it’d be fine, but I don’t feel comfortable with screwing you while I have a paper bag over my head!”
Oh boy, Ted didn’t have to see Cody’s face to know he was glaring now.
“Comfortable?!? You want to talk about comfortable? I wore a skirt for you, man! With a thong! You think that was comfy? Hell no! But I did it because you thought it’d be so hot to fuck me in one.”
Ted’s pants grew a little tighter at the reminder of that night… No, focus DiBiase! Can’t show any weakness right now.
“If I recall correctly, you weren’t exactly complaining that night.”
The irritation emitting from Cody was more potent than ever.
“Ugh, that’s beside the point! The fact is you owe me Teddy. A kink for a kink. And if you can’t pay up, you can forget about seeing that denim skirt or lacy blue thong ever again.”
Shifting restlessly on his feet, Ted couldn’t help but feel his resolve start to crumble. DiBiase, stop thinking with your dick! Stay strong!
Ignoring the fact that his inner voice eerily sounded like Randy, Ted tried to keep his voice nonchalant as he said, “C’mon Coddles, don’t you have something else you’d rather me do than wear a silly bag over my head?”
Ted hadn’t even got the last word out of his mouth before his chin was gripped roughly and jerked forward. Bringing his vision to the one thing he knew his resolve would never be able to handle.
Eyes blazing a fiery blue and lips pulled back in a snarl, Cody let out the next words with a fierce rumble that would have made their former mentor proud. “Oh, I have plenty of things I can think of. However, right now you’re going to put on one of my paper bags and then proceed to fuck me through the mattress until I tell you to stop. Understand?”
Mouth dry and pants tighter than ever, Ted barely managed to choke out a, “Gotcha.”
As if the word held some sort of magic, Cody immediately dropped his chin and gave a large, warm smile as if the last five minutes never happened.
“Thanks Teddy-bear! You’re the best! Now you go ahead and strip while I get your bag.”
Only able to nod dumbly at his boyfriend’s retreating figure, Ted began to unbutton his jeans for some much needed release.
Cody Rhodes' puppy dog eyes are dangerous, but his angry face…holy shit that face was a killer.