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On bad days, I seem to end up with alot of theories
Me: Sorry, I can't really read very well. I think the screen on my laptop is broken.
Other Person: Man, that sucks. How's that happen?
Me: Well, it could be lots of things, but my main theory is because I threw my shoe at it.
Me: Gross. It so smells like burnt yarn in here.
Other Person: Random. Why?
Me: My theory is probably because I set half a scarf on fire.
Me: It was an ugly scarf.
Me: I have bad news and I have good news.
Me: The bad news is I broke the washing machine.
Dori: How'd you manage that?
Me: Well my theory is that it may have something to do with the massive pocket full of acorns in my jeans.
Dori: What's the good news?
Me: The acorns are really clean.
Dori: Whose sweater is this?
Me: (looks around) I guess AnnaCate.
Dori: Well how are we supposed to know if parents don't write their names in their children's stuff.
Me: No way to tell for sure, but my theory is it belongs to AnnaCate
Me: On account of how she's running around topless.
Yes, on bad days, I seem to end up with too many theories.
Me: Sorry, I can't really read very well. I think the screen on my laptop is broken.
Other Person: Man, that sucks. How's that happen?
Me: Well, it could be lots of things, but my main theory is because I threw my shoe at it.
Me: Gross. It so smells like burnt yarn in here.
Other Person: Random. Why?
Me: My theory is probably because I set half a scarf on fire.
Me: It was an ugly scarf.
Me: I have bad news and I have good news.
Me: The bad news is I broke the washing machine.
Dori: How'd you manage that?
Me: Well my theory is that it may have something to do with the massive pocket full of acorns in my jeans.
Dori: What's the good news?
Me: The acorns are really clean.
Dori: Whose sweater is this?
Me: (looks around) I guess AnnaCate.
Dori: Well how are we supposed to know if parents don't write their names in their children's stuff.
Me: No way to tell for sure, but my theory is it belongs to AnnaCate
Me: On account of how she's running around topless.
Yes, on bad days, I seem to end up with too many theories.