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Summertime is finally here. The nights are brief, the days are hot, the mosquitos are biting, and the internationals are popping out of the airports like popcorn in a pot with no lid.
Crispy: Everywhere I look I can see fast food places.
Me: Yes. Welcome back to America my friend.
Soon the kids will stop tormenting their poor underpaid teachers, and be free to come torment poor underpaid us. Soon we will find it normal to drink from and prepare our refreshment in a giant trash can, and refer to the flavor merely by what color it is.....red juice, purple juice, strangely grey juice, etc. Soon our vocabularly, formerly functioning at a college degree level, will devolve until it consists only of the words "awesome" and "put that stick down right now!" Soon we will smell like bleach, woodsmoke, and sweat. Soon we will stop noticing the smell of bleach, woodsmoke, and sweat. Soon we will sing. Soon we will play. Soon we will laugh. In my circle of friends, we live for summer you see.
And summertime is finally here.
Crispy: Everywhere I look I can see fast food places.
Me: Yes. Welcome back to America my friend.
Soon the kids will stop tormenting their poor underpaid teachers, and be free to come torment poor underpaid us. Soon we will find it normal to drink from and prepare our refreshment in a giant trash can, and refer to the flavor merely by what color it is.....red juice, purple juice, strangely grey juice, etc. Soon our vocabularly, formerly functioning at a college degree level, will devolve until it consists only of the words "awesome" and "put that stick down right now!" Soon we will smell like bleach, woodsmoke, and sweat. Soon we will stop noticing the smell of bleach, woodsmoke, and sweat. Soon we will sing. Soon we will play. Soon we will laugh. In my circle of friends, we live for summer you see.
And summertime is finally here.