Bright idea # 647
I have determined after years of careful study that all Microsoft products should come with a Fuck-Off and Die (FOAD) key. For instance:
When shutting down the computer, the operating system asks "Do you really want to shut down?"
Normally, it may ask a couple more times, and individual programs may ask whether you want to close them. This results in finding the computer still on the next morning because you got tired of waiting and answering al of the questions.
Hitting the FOAD button when the OS comes up and asks if you really want to shut down results in the computer actually shutting down and refraining from asking anymore stupid questions.
I'm certain there are other applications just begging for a FOAD button, like sending a curt, direct message to those guys on OKCupid whose first line is "Hey, Hottie!", or "I've always wanted to see what it's like with an older woman!"
I think this will make me a millionaire.
When shutting down the computer, the operating system asks "Do you really want to shut down?"
Normally, it may ask a couple more times, and individual programs may ask whether you want to close them. This results in finding the computer still on the next morning because you got tired of waiting and answering al of the questions.
Hitting the FOAD button when the OS comes up and asks if you really want to shut down results in the computer actually shutting down and refraining from asking anymore stupid questions.
I'm certain there are other applications just begging for a FOAD button, like sending a curt, direct message to those guys on OKCupid whose first line is "Hey, Hottie!", or "I've always wanted to see what it's like with an older woman!"
I think this will make me a millionaire.