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yesterday some people, who i presumed got murdered in the next train stop ahead of me, provided me with an excellent chance to chat it up with a cute girl in the train with me. of course i didn't take advantage of this. angry, i tried kicking myself in the face but only managed to fall over many times. you would think it would be easy to kick yourself in the face, but let me tell you, it takes great flexibility and practice. luckily an old lady saw my frustrations and offered to kick me while i kneeled down in front of her. i thanked her and she gave me a dollar out of sympathy. i bought some mike and ike's with the dollar.
this stupid freshman writing major called me at 5:21 this morning boasting that i stole her ring. i told her i didn't steal her ring but she insisted i was lying. i told her again but she still thought i had it. so i told her again i didn't but she didn't believe me. she asked again and i said no. she called me a liar and asked yet again. i still didn't have it. after this interrogation lasted about 2 minutes, i told her she probably had the wrong michael. weirdo. she called back 5 minutes later and i refused to answer the phone. she left a message claiming i was a dork and that i didn't have her ring (i didn't) and that she did confuse me with a different michael (duh). weirdo.
this stupid freshman writing major called me at 5:21 this morning boasting that i stole her ring. i told her i didn't steal her ring but she insisted i was lying. i told her again but she still thought i had it. so i told her again i didn't but she didn't believe me. she asked again and i said no. she called me a liar and asked yet again. i still didn't have it. after this interrogation lasted about 2 minutes, i told her she probably had the wrong michael. weirdo. she called back 5 minutes later and i refused to answer the phone. she left a message claiming i was a dork and that i didn't have her ring (i didn't) and that she did confuse me with a different michael (duh). weirdo.